France -- History -- Louis XVI, 1774-1793; France -- History -- Revolution, 1789-1799
Great, in any case, is the felicity of the Œil-de-Bœuf.
Stinginess has fled from these royal abodes: suppression ceases;
your Besenval may go peaceably to sleep, sure that he shall awake
unplundered. Smiling Plenty, as if conjured by some enchanter,
has returned; scatters contentment from her new-flowing horn. And
mark what suavity of manners! A bland smile distinguishes our
Controller: to all men he listens with an air of interest, nay of
anticipation; makes their own wish clear to themselves, and
grants it; or at least, grants conditional promise of it. ‘I fear
this is a matter of difficulty,’ said her Majesty.—‘Madame,’
answered the Controller, ‘if it is but difficult, it is done, if
it is impossible, it shall be done (_se fera_).’ A man of such
“facility” withal. To observe him in the pleasure-vortex of
society, which none partakes of with more gusto, you might ask,
When does he work? And yet his work, as we see, is never
behindhand; above all, the fruit of his work: ready-money. Truly
a man of incredible facility; facile action, facile elocution,
facile thought: how, in mild suasion, philosophic depth sparkles
up from him, as mere wit and lambent sprightliness; and in her
Majesty’s Soirees, with the weight of a world lying on him, he is
the delight of men and women! By what magic does he accomplish
miracles? By the only true magic, that of genius. Men name him
“_the_ Minister;” as indeed, when was there another such? Crooked
things are become straight by him, rough places plain; and over
the Œil-de-Bœuf there rests an unspeakable sunshine.
Nay, in seriousness, let no man say that Calonne had not genius:
genius for Persuading; before all things, for Borrowing. With the
skilfulest judicious appliances of underhand money, he keeps the
Stock-Exchanges flourishing; so that Loan after Loan is filled up
as soon as opened. “Calculators likely to know”[51] have
calculated that he spent, in extraordinaries, “at the rate of one
million daily;” which indeed is some fifty thousand pounds
sterling: but did he not procure something with it; namely peace
and prosperity, for the time being? Philosophedom grumbles and
croaks; buys, as we said, 80,000 copies of Necker’s new Book: but
Nonpareil Calonne, in her Majesty’s Apartment, with the
glittering retinue of Dukes, Duchesses, and mere happy admiring
faces, can let Necker and Philosophedom croak.
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