The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
Fiction
Intense excitement prevailed in the community when the day for the
tournament arrived. The governor of the State was expected to be present
with his military staff, the adjutant-general, and other distinguished
personages. It was anticipated that the array of beauty would be
immense; and, for a week anterior to the eventful day, each fair maiden
had held frequent consultations with her mirror, in order to ascertain
whether there was a probability that she might have the high honor of
being crowned Queen of Love and Beauty by some valorous and victorious
knight.
Tom Seddon and the Professor had arrived on the preceding evening from
Bella Vista. Tom was now supremely happy, for Ida Somers had temporarily
escaped from the supervision of her cynical uncle, and was the guest of
the Widow Wild. The Professor told Toney that when Tom heard that Ida
had gone to Mapleton to attend the tournament, he could hardly content
himself to wait for the next train, but wanted to be off like a pyrite
of iron after the magnet; and that, when on the cars, he was continually
complaining of the sluggishness of the iron horse, which failed to go
faster than twenty miles in an hour.
Tom escorted the beautiful Ida to the ground, who bestowed on her
escort many a smile, and furtively glanced at his face, radiant with
happiness, and came to the conclusion that Tom was a very handsome
fellow; but would not for the world have permitted anybody to know that
such was her decided opinion.
Toney walked behind Ida and Tom, with Rosabel by his side, while the
Professor had the Widow Wild under his protection. They were soon
comfortably seated, and cast their eyes around to survey the scene
before them.
"Who are those military gentlemen standing in a line in front of their
horses?" said Rosabel to Toney.
"Those are the knights," said Toney. "The big man on the right is
Richard."
"Who is Richard?" asked Rosabel.
"Richard the Lion-hearted," said Toney.
"Why, he looks like Mr. Pate," said Ida.
"Richard and Pate are one and the same person to-day," said Toney. "M.
T. Pate is now Richard Plantagenet, Miss Somers; and if he should prove
victorious in the lists he may crown you Queen of Love and Beauty."
Tom Seddon was silent, but he gazed at Richard with a look of savage
ferocity, which reminded the Professor of the expression of his
countenance just after he had been bled by Doctor Bull.
"The knight standing next to Mr. Pate, who is he?" asked Rosabel.
"Ivanhoe," said Toney.
"It is Mr. Wiggins," said Ida.
"Formerly Mr. Wiggins, now the son of Cedric,--the disinherited knight,
the valiant Ivanhoe."
"And the little man whose head hardly reaches to his horse's mane? How
in the world will he ever mount?" said Rosabel.
"Oh, never fear. His esquire will help him on his horse. He is a Knight
Templar," said Toney.
"What is his name?" said Rosabel.
"Brian de Bois Guilbert," said Toney.
"It is Little Love," said Tom Seddon.
"And the one next to him is Dove," said the widow.
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