The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
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Though thy sweet smile be hidden
Unto my soul so dear;
Though I be then forbidden
Thine angel voice to hear;
Though stern fate bid me wander
Away from thee afar,
Yet hope will turn the fonder
Unto its one bright star.
The bird that on the bough, love,
So sweetly sang of late,
Hath often been ere now, love,
Thus driven from his mate;
But still he wakes his song, love,
Returning there anew;
And thus, oh, thus, ere long, love,
Will I return to you.
"A sweet little cherub sits up aloft to cheer us with his soothing
symphony," said Professor to Toney.
"It is Tom Seddon," said Toney, glancing upward. "Just now he climbed up
the rigging, inserted his person through the lubber's hole, and seated
himself in the foretop."
"Where he is laudably exercising his lungs for the entertainment of the
company below," said the Professor.
"Poor Tom is not thinking of the company below," said Toney. "His
thoughts are far away."
"With Ida?" said the Professor. "Yet one of the company below seems to
be wonderfully excited by his music. Did you ever hear such a clatter of
hoofs?"
"You refer to the young gentleman on the top of the cook's galley, who
is occupied with certain saltatory movements which appear to be an
awkward imitation of dancing?" said Toney.
"Who is he?" asked the Professor.
"Sam Perch," said Toney.
"The verdant youth who is sometimes called the Long Green Boy?" said the
Professor.
"The same," said Toney.
"This extraordinary lad seems to possess the chameleon-like faculty of
occasionally changing his color," said the Professor.
"How so?" said Toney.
"He has ceased to be green for the present, and has become exceedingly
_blue_."
"Is punning allowable?" said Toney.
"That depends entirely on circumstances," said the Professor. "If on dry
land a man makes a pun in your presence, knock him down if you are
able."
"And at sea?" said Toney.
"Pun away as much as you please. In Neptune's dominions the area of
liberty is ample, and freedom of speech is seldom interfered with."
"Do you recognize that solemn personage standing at the bow and gazing
so intently over the broad waters?" said Toney.
"It is Moses," said the Professor. "He hopes soon to get a glimpse of
the land of promise."
"I heard him tell Hercules just now that he only wanted four bushels of
gold-dust,--two for himself and two for his father. He said that he
expected to fill his two sacks in about a week after he reached the
mines, and should then immediately start for home."
"His absence will be of short duration," said the Professor. "But who is
Hercules?"
"The big fellow to whom Botts has just administered a potation from the
black bottle which he now holds in his hand," said Toney.
"The giant smacks his lips in approval at the quality of the contents,"
said the Professor.
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