The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
Fiction
In the course of the evening the mate saw approaching one of those
sudden squalls so common in those latitudes, and ordered all hands
aloft. But he might as well have been issuing his orders to the inmates
of a bedlam. There lay Timothy on the deck, a picture of perfect repose
and innocent tranquillity. Peter and Paul were engaged in a hot
controversy with Old Nick, whose youthful namesake was occupied with
certain saltatory movements on the top of the forecastle. Just then the
squall struck the ship and nearly carried the lee-rail under. In an
instant the instincts of the sailor were aroused, and all had an idea
that something was to be done; but there was a strange want of unanimity
in reference to the measures proper to be adopted. Forth rushed the
captain from his cabin; but his occupation was gone. There stood Old
Nick, giving orders vociferously, evidently under the impression that he
had been recently promoted and was an admiral of the _blue_. This daring
usurper was finally disposed of by the second mate, who put himself in
the attitude of a shoulder-striker and laid him at his length in an
undignified position in the lee-scupper.
It was then that the dancers from the ball-room rushed upon deck.
These--ladies and all--laid hold on the ropes; and under the direction
of the officers the canvas was taken in, and the vessel was relieved
from her perilous situation and brought before the wind.
"Great praise is due to the petticoats," said the Professor, "who, by
laying aside their modesty and climbing into the rigging, materially
assisted in saving the ship."
"The women have behaved like men," said Toney.
"Let us drink their health," said Tom.
"That proposition is carried unanimously," said Toney. And they
proceeded to the cabin and toasted the ladies over a bottle of wine.
CHAPTER XXXVIII.
"Mr. Pate seems to be profoundly meditating upon the immensity of the
water contained in the ocean," said the Professor, one afternoon, as he
pointed to Pate, who was leaning over the bulwarks apparently in a
condition of mental abstraction.
"It is probable that he is now calculating how long a period it would
take to pump the Atlantic dry," said Toney.
"Land ho!" cried a loud voice in the direction of the forecastle.
There was a general rush forward at this announcement; and on the bow
stood Peter, pointing with extended arm to some object which he asserted
was land. But nobody could see it except himself; and Moses soon became
skeptical, and finally declared that the fellow was a fool. This he
demonstrated from the fact that Peter kept pointing to a dim cloud,
about as big as the crown of his hat, with the absurd affirmation that
it was _terra firma_. The opinion of Moses was warmly supported by M. T.
Pate and others, who promulgated it with considerable emphasis. But
Peter still stood at his post pointing prophetically afar off, and he
now had Old Nick at his elbow, who stoutly corroborated all that he had
uttered.
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