The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
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As they proceeded up a street they encountered a pair of sturdy Africans
carrying a sedan-chair attached to a couple of poles. Its sides were
surrounded with gaudy curtains, for the protection of the timid señorita
seated within from the bold gaze of the common multitude. Walking behind
it were Botts, Old Grizzly, and the Long Green Boy, who appeared to have
attached themselves to the procession as a committee of investigation;
while, ranging up alongside, like a vigilant cruiser about to overhaul a
suspicious craft in quest of a contraband cargo, was the adventurous
Moses in a prodigious state of excitement, staring at the object of his
amazement with dilated eyes, in blissful ignorance of his dangerous
proximity to a petticoat. But great was his consternation when informed
that there was a young lady behind the curtain. He started back with a
terrified expression; and the Professor afterwards said that had not his
limbs failed him, and his knees come in collision, like bones in the
hands of an Ethiopian serenader, they would have been entertained with
the sight of a desperate fugitive darting up the street with the caudal
appendage to his coat taking a horizontal projection as he hurried
along.
Having during the day visited various localities in the city, they
returned to the hotel, and on the following morning proceeded on an
expedition to the Imperial gardens. They rode in a huge omnibus drawn by
four couples of mules, and navigated by four adventurous natives, each
seated on the back of one of the animals, with prodigious rowels on his
heels, which seemed to indicate a ruthless determination to gore out the
vitals of the beast if he showed the least signs of a refractory
disposition, and dared to dispute the supremacy of the rider. Under the
shade of cocoa- and coffee-trees they rumbled over the road, and at
length arrived at the gates of the gardens.
This inclosure, equal in area to a large farm, was cultivated with great
care and filled with every variety of flowers and fruitage. At
intervals, among the trees, were fanciful little tenements for the
accommodation of those whose business it was to plant and to prune.
Tom Seddon became poetic, and declared that they had discovered a
paradise in which an Adam and Eve were probably then dwelling in
immortal youth and innocence.
After exploring the gardens for several hours, the Professor seated
himself in a beautiful arbor, and, while the gorgeous butterflies and
birds of variegated and magnificent plumage were flitting around him, he
sang:
The op'ning rose doth brightly glow
With pearly dews of even,
Like a fragment fall'n from yonder bow,
Which hangeth like Hope in the heaven.
And gayly on a golden wing,
At the sweet evening hour,
The humming-bird comes like a fairy thing
To flit round the beautiful flower.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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