The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
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"He is stunned," said Toney, as the man lay motionless with his face on
the ground. The bear stood still and looked intently at the prostrate
form. The man did not move. After gazing at him for several moments, the
bear walked up and smelled him from head to foot.
"Is he going to eat him?" cried Tom.
"I do not believe that he is," said the Professor.
"Look there! Did you ever see the like?" cried Tom, as the bear
commenced plowing up the earth with its nose and piling it on the man's
body.
"He is burying him," said Toney.
"That bear has good principles in his composition," said the Professor.
"He buries his dead."
The bear continued to pile the earth over the man until he had raised
quite a mound, when he turned round, and, at a shuffling gait, went off
in the direction of Mount Diablo, and was soon hidden in the thicket.
Toney and his friends now ran to the spot where the man was buried. The
end of his coat was visible. Toney and Tom tugged at the tail of the
coat, while the Professor aided in the disinterment by kicking off the
earth with his feet.
"By the powers of mud!" was uttered in a hoarse voice, and the man
sprang erect.
"Captain Bragg!" exclaimed Toney, in astonishment.
"Great thunder!" cried Tom.
The astonishment of Bragg was equal to that of Toney and Tom. He was
covered with dirt, and swore vehemently "by the powers of mud." He
eventually became more composed, and, while walking to the boat,
accounted for the condition in which he was found. In coming down the
river he had quarreled with the captain of the vessel, and challenged
him to single combat. The captain had rudely refused to accept the
challenge, and put Bragg on shore, where, in wandering about, he had
encountered the bear.
"Look!--look!--what's that?" cried Moses, as an agile creature with very
long ears sprang up before them.
"It is a young donkey," said Toney.
Tom fired his gun and the animal fell dead.
"In this country it is called a jackass rabbit," said Bragg, as Tom
shouldered his game and carried it to the boat.
A fire was kindled, and in a short time they were feasting on the
broiled flesh of the rabbit. During the meal Botts and Bragg regarded
each other with looks of savage ferocity, but no words were exchanged
between them. Toney's mind was relieved from anxiety when Bragg pointed
to a schooner coming down the river, and said,--
"Mr. Belton, you would confer a great favor by putting me on board
yonder vessel. I intend to proceed to San Francisco and settle with that
villainous captain."
The boat put off from the shore and conveyed Bragg to the schooner, and
then proceeded up the river. When they were about six miles from
Stockton, half a dozen barges filled with armed men came around a bend
in the river.
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