The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
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On the day appointed for the wedding, a carriage, containing Ida and
Rosabel, Toney and Tom, was driven away from the widow's door to the
church. In about an hour the Widow Wild heard the sound of wheels on the
avenue, and rushed to the porch. As Tom handed Ida out, the widow caught
the beautiful bride in her arms, and kissed her with tender affection.
She congratulated the newly-married couple, and then said to Tom,--
"But where is your friend?"
"Here he is," said Tom, pointing to Toney, who was getting from the
carriage.
"What! Toney?"
Tom nodded.
"Is Toney your friend?"
"He is, and ever has been, the best and noblest of friends," said Tom.
"But is Toney married?" cried the widow, turning pale.
"He is," said Tom.
"Where is his wife?" gasped the widow.
"Let me introduce you to her," said Toney, as he handed the blushing
Rosabel from the carriage.
"What? Rosabel?"
"Rosabel," said Toney.
"Rosabel married?"
"Yes."
"To whom?"
"To Toney Belton."
The widow was speechless for a moment. She then took Toney and Rosabel
each by the hand, and said,--
"Now, tell me,--are you two married?"
"We are indeed," said Toney.
The widow kissed Rosabel, and then threw her arms around Toney's neck
and kissed him. And then Mrs. Wild blubbered out,--
"Toney, why did you do so?"
"I thought you would not let me have Rosabel."
"Toney Belton, you were a fool! You might have had Rosabel five years
ago if you had asked me."
"Did you not always say that no man should marry your daughter unless
he was worth a hundred thousand dollars?"
"And were you not worth a hundred thousand dollars five years ago?"
"I?"
"Yes;--you. A man with nobility of mind, and heart, and soul," said the
widow, "is worth more than hundred thousand dollars to the woman who
marries him; while many a mean fellow, who has a hundred thousand
dollars in his possession, is not worth a pinch of snuff."
CHAPTER LIV.
About a week after they were married, Toney and Tom, with their brides,
went to Bella Vista, and witnessed the union of Harry Vincent and Imogen
Hazlewood, and of Clarence Hastings and Claribel Carrington. Upon his
return to Mapleton, Toney received a letter from the Professor,
informing him of his marriage with Dora. Dora's aunt having died, about
six months before their arrival in Virginia, she had no near relative;
and her husband had determined to purchase an estate near Mapleton,
where they would, in future, reside. Toney was authorized to enter into
negotiations for the purchase of the property.
While Toney and Tom were standing near the post-office, conversing about
the contents of the Professor's letter, Seddon suddenly exclaimed,--
"Look!--look yonder!"
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