The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel — John Shaqi
The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
Fiction
In the village had been erected a commodious hotel, which, during the
months of summer, was filled with guests. The proprietor, desirous of
contributing to the enjoyment of his patrons, had arranged for
semi-weekly hops, which were attended not only by the inmates of the
hotel, but by families from the village and from the surrounding
country.
The two young lawyers, Toney Belton and Tom Seddon, the former a
resident of the town of Mapleton, in an adjoining county of the State,
and the latter a citizen of Bella Vista, entered the ball-room soon
after the musicians had sounded a prelude to the poetry of motion. As
they moved through the crowd they were met by a handsome young man who
extended his hand to each.
"Why, Clarence, my dear fellow," said Toney, "I am glad to see you.
What! are you not dancing? Where is the lovely Miss Carrington? You will
be accused of----"
The young man turned hastily away before Toney could complete his
sentence; and the next moment he was seen standing in a corner of the
room gazing at a beautiful girl with an indescribable look of
indignation. The young lady was apparently listening to an ill-favored
man who was talking to her with immense volubility. She smiled very
pleasantly on her uncomely admirer and never once looked at Clarence
Hastings.
"Just as I told you," said Toney. "Hostilities have already commenced.
Look at Clarence Hastings yonder! He has a small thunder-cloud on his
brow, and is directing the lightning from his eyes in incessant flashes
at the cruel Claribel."
"I was observing him," said Seddon. "What is the matter with the man? He
looks as if he were meditating homicide, or suicide, or something of the
sort. What has Claribel done to him?"
"Declined to dance with him, I suppose. See! she has selected one of the
most fascinating men in the room to be his rival."
"The man she was just talking to, and with whom she is now dancing? He a
rival of the handsome Clarence Hastings? Why, he is as ugly as a Hindoo
idol! Who is he? What is his name?"
"Botts--Ned Botts. He lives in my town, whence he has just arrived in
company with Sam Perch, William Wiggins, and M. T. Pate, Esq., the
latter a distinguished lawyer of Mapleton. These four gentlemen are here
on a lady-killing expedition. General Taylor has recently disposed of a
multitude of Mexicans at Buena Vista, and my fellow-townsmen expect to
make great havoc at Bella Vista."
"That ungainly creature a lady-killer? And yet, by Jove! Claribel smiles
on him as if she really admired him. Who is this man Botts?
"He is the ugly man who once tried to run away from his own shadow. Did
you never hear the story?"
"No. How was it?"
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