The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A NovelYellott, George
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The Funny Philosophers, or Wags and Sweethearts. A Novel
Yellott, George
Fiction
On the morning after the events related in the preceding chapter, the
ladies at the hotel could talk of nothing but Love. Love seemed to
occupy all their thoughts, and at breakfast many a pair of beautiful
eyes were directed towards the door of the saloon each time it opened,
in eager expectation of his appearance. But he did not appear, and many
young damsels retired from the table sadly disappointed by his
invisibility. At about ten o'clock in the morning a rumor became
prevalent that Love was about to appear, and many a pretty face might be
seen peeping from a half-opened door, evidently for the purpose of
getting a glimpse of the Dainty Adorer when he came forth. Soon the
heavy tramp of feet was heard in the corridor, as Scipio, Cæsar, and
Hannibal marched along carrying trunks with the names of Love, Dove, and
Bliss in large letters on their lids. The Dainty Adorer now came form
with the Noble Nonentity on his right and the Winsome Wooer on his left.
The three little men had their arms locked, and were followed by Wiggins
and M. T. Pate, who seemed to be exceedingly sad. As the melancholy
procession descended the stairway, from numerous doors opening into the
corridor issued lovely young ladies, who hurried to the upper landing,
where was soon assembled a galaxy of beauty gazing after Love, Dove, and
Bliss, who were taking their departure. As the daintily-dressed little
beaus went forth into the street, the bevy of beauties descended the
stairway and assembled on the veranda, where they continued to gaze down
the avenue until Hannibal, who led the advance, turned a corner, and
then, in a moment, Love, Dove, and Bliss were hidden from their view.
One might have imagined that the departure of Bliss would have produced
a feeling of melancholy among the beauties who had been deserted; but
such was not the case. Peals of laughter were heard, and, regardless of
the flight of Dove and the departure of Bliss, the young ladies talked
merrily of Love during the entire day.
Toney, Tom, and the Professor were at the railway and witnessed the
departure of Love, Dove, and Bliss with manifest regret. They turned
away and walked for some moments in profound silence, when Seddon
exclaimed,--
"Yonder comes Captain Bragg!"
The cosmopolite approached them at a hurried pace, and apparently in
much excitement. He was introduced to the Professor, and then Toney
inquired about the condition of his health.
"I am physically well, Mr. Belton," said Bragg, "but am mentally
afflicted."
"Indeed!" said Toney. "I trust that there has been no serious cause for
this disturbance of your usual equanimity."
"I have met with a great, I fear an irreparable, loss," said Bragg.
"A ship foundered at sea without any insurance on her?" inquired the
Professor.
"My monkey," said Bragg.
"Alas!" exclaimed Tom Seddon in pathetic tones, "is the monkey no more?"
"Is he dead?" said Toney, apparently in great anxiety to learn its fate.
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