The Funny Side of Physic: Or, The Mysteries of Medicine, Presenting the Humorous and Serious Sides of Medical Practice. An Exposé of Medical Humbugs, Quacks, and Charlatans in All Ages and All Countries.Crabtre, Addison Darre
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The Funny Side of Physic: Or, The Mysteries of Medicine, Presenting the Humorous and Serious Sides of Medical Practice. An Exposé of Medical Humbugs, Quacks, and Charlatans in All Ages and All Countries.
Crabtre, Addison Darre
Medicine -- Anecdotes; Quacks and quackery
The beautiful lady softly smoothed his hair, wiped his face, whispered
words too sacred for sterner hearts, and kissed away her own tears from
his pallid cheeks.
"Mother! Was it you? Then good by. I die--happy, Mother!"
Thus he expired. The good lady wrote the above to the mother of the brave
lad, and thus I obtained the original.
WARM HEARTS IN FROZEN BODIES.
"A lady in one of the hospitals of the west was much attracted by two
young men, lying side by side, all splintered and bandaged, so that they
could not move hand or foot, but so cheerful and happy looking, that she
said,--
"'Why, boys, you are looking very bright to-day.'
"'O, yes,' they replied, 'we're all right now; we've been turned this
morning.'
"And she found that for six long weeks they had lain in one position, and
for the first time that morning had been moved to the other side of their
cot.
"'And were you among those poor boys who were left lying where you fell,
that bitter cold morning, till you froze fast to the ground?'
"'Yes, ma'am; we were lying there two days. You know they had no time to
attend to us. They had to go and take the fort.'
"'And didn't you think it was very cruel in them to leave you there to
suffer so long?' she inquired.
"'Why, no, ma'am; we wanted them to go and take the fort.'
"'But when it was taken, you were in too great agony to know or care for
it?'
"'O, no, ma'am,' they replied, with flashing eyes. 'There was a whole lot
of us wounded fellows on the hill-side, watching to see if they would get
the fort; and when we saw they had it, every one of us who had a whole
arm, or leg, waved it in the air, and hurrahed till the air rang again.'"
This is from a letter by Miss M. E. Breckenbridge, a lady who laid down
her life for the sick soldiers.
PUDDING AND MILK.
Under Dr. Vanderkieft's supervision, in Sedgwick's corps, there was one of
the noblest self-sacrificing women of the army of the Potomac. This lady
was unwearied in her efforts for the good of the soldiers.
While at Smoketown Hospital, there was a poor, emaciated soldier, whose
weak and pitiable condition attracted her attention. He could retain
nothing on his stomach. Mrs. Lee--for that was the lady--had tried all the
various dishes for which the meagre hospital supplies afforded materials,
but nothing afforded the patient relief and nourishment, until one day, in
overhauling the stores, she found a quantity of Indian corn meal.
"O, I have found a prize," she cried, in delight.
"What is it?" inquired the little fellow detailed as orderly.
"Indian meal," was her reply.
"Pshaw! I thought you had found a bag of dollars."
"Better than dollars. Bring it along." And she hastened away to the tent
where lay her poor patient.
"Sanburn," said she,--for that was the invalid's name,--"could you eat
some mush?"
"I don't know what that is. I don't like any of your fancy dishes."
"Why, it's pudding and milk," said a boy on the next cot.
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