PUT YOURSELF IN HIS PLACE.--STEALING FROM THE PROFESSION.-- ANECDOTE OF RUFUS CHOATE.--INGRATES.--A NIGHT ROW.--"SAVING AT THE SPIGOT AND WASTING AT THE BUNG."--SHOPPING PATIENTS.-- AN AFFECTIONATE WIFE.--RUM AND TOBACCO PATIENTS.--THE PHYSICIAN'S WIDOW AND ORPHAN, THE SUMMONS, THE TENEMENT, THE INVALIDS, HOW THEY LIVED, HER HISTORY, THE UNNATURAL FATHER, HOW THEY DIED, THE END.--A PETER-FUNK DOCTOR.--SELLING OUT. 727 XXXI. "THIS IS FOR YOUR HEALTH." THE INESTIMABLE VALUE OF HEALTH.--NO BLESSING IN COMPARISON.--MEN AND SWINE.--BEGIN WITH THE INFANT.--"BABY ON THE PORCH."--IN A STRAIT JACKET.--"TWO LITTLE SHOES."-- YOUTH.--IMPURE LITERATURE AND PASSIONS.--"OUR GIRLS."--BARE ARMS AND BUSTS.--HOW AND WHAT WE BREATHE.--"THE FREEDOM OF THE STREET."--KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN AND MOUTH CLOSED.--THE LUNGS AND BREATHING.--A MAN FULL OF HOLES.--SEVEN MILLION MOUTHS TO FEED.--PURE WATER.--CLEANLINESS. SOAP VS. WRINKLES.--GOD'S SUNSHINE. 748 XXXII. HEALTH WITHOUT MEDICINE. CHEERFULNESS.--GOOD ADVICE.--REV. FRANCIS J. COLLIER ON CHRISTIAN CHEERFULNESS.--WHAT GOD SAYS ABOUT IT.--WHINING.-- LOVE AND HEALTH.--AFFECTION AND PERFECTION.--SEPARATING THE SHEEP AND GOATS.--THE FENCES UP AND FENCES DOWN.--SIXTEEN AND SIXTY.--ACTION AND IDLENESS.--IDLENESS AND CRIME.--BEAUTY AND DEVELOPMENT.--SLEEP.--DAY AND NIGHT.--"WHAT SHALL WE EAT?"--A STOMACH-MILL AND A STEWING-PAN.--"FIVE MINUTES FOR REFRESHMENTS."--ANCIENT DIET.--COOKS IN A "STEW."--THE GREEN-GROCERIES OF THE CLASSICS.--CABBAGES AND ARTICHOKES.-- ANIMAL AND VEGETABLE DIET. 769 XXXIII. CONSUMPTION. CONSUMPTION A MONSTER!--UNIVERSAL REIGN.--SIGNS OF HIS APPROACH.--WARNINGS.--BAD POSITIONS.--SCHOOL-HOUSES.--ENGLISH THEORY.--PREVENTIVES.--AIR AND SUNSHINE.--SCROFULA.--A JOLLY FAT GRANDMOTHER.--"WASP WAISTS."--CHANGE OF CLIMATE.--"TOO LATE!"--WHAT TO AVOID.--HUMBUGS.--COD LIVER OIL.--STRYCHNINE WHISKEY.--A MATTER-OF-FACT PATIENT.--SWALLOWING A PRESCRIPTION.--SIT AND LIE STRAIGHT.--FEATHERS OR CURLED HAIR.--A YANKEE DISEASE.--CATARRH AND COLD FEET, HOW TO REMEDY.--"GIVE US SOME SNUFF, DOCTOR."--OTHER THINGS TO AVOID.--A TENDER POINT. 790 XXXIV. ACCIDENTS. RULES FOR MACHINISTS, MECHANICS, RAILROAD MEN, ETC., IN CASES OF ACCIDENT.--HOW TO FIND AN ARTERY AND STOP THE BLEEDING.-- DROWNING; TO RESTORE.--SUN-STROKE.--AVOID ICE.--"ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN."--WHAT TO HAVE IN THE HOUSE.--BRUISES.--BURNS.-- DO THE BEST YOU CAN AND TRUST GOD FOR THE REST. 811 ILLUSTRATIONS. 1. A. D. CRABTRE, M. D., Frontispiece. 2. DR. ANGLICUS PONTO, 31 3. MISFORTUNES NEVER COME SINGLY, 33 4. THE MISER OUTWITS HIMSELF, 38