"Beg your pardon, sir," said Mr. Filcher, touching his forehead; for, as Mr. Filcher, after the manner of his tribe, never was seen in a head-covering, he was unable to raise his hat or cap; "beg your pardon, sir! but was you a lookin' for the party as examines the young gents for their matrickylation?" "Eh?--no! I have just come from him," replied Mr. Pucker, dolefully. [Illustration] "Beg your pardon, sir," remarked Mr. Filcher, "but his rooms ain't that way at all. Mr. Slowcoach, as is the party you _ought_ to have seed, has _his_ rooms quite in a hopposite direction, sir; and he's the honly party as examines the matrickylatin' gents." "But I _have_ been examined," observed Mr. Pucker, with the air of a plucked man; "and I am sorry to say that I was rejected, and"---- "I dessay, sir," interrupted Mr. Filcher; "but I think it's a 'oax, sir!" "A what?" stammered Mr. Pucker. "A 'oax--a sell;" replied the Scout, confidentially. "You see, sir, I think some of the gents have been makin' a little game of you, sir; they often does with fresh parties like you, sir, that seem fresh and hinnocent like; and I dessay they've been makin' believe to examine you, sir, and a pretendin' that you wasn't clever enough. But they don't mean no harm, sir; it's only their play, bless you!" "Then," said Mr. Pucker, whose countenance had been gradually clearing with every word the Scout spoke; "then I'm not really rejected, but have still a chance of passing my examination?" "Percisely so, sir," replied Mr. Filcher; "and--hexcuse me, sir, for a hintin' of it to you,--but, if you would let me adwise you, sir, you wouldn't go for to mention anythin' about the 'oax to Mr. Slowcoach; _he_ wouldn't be pleased, sir, and _you'd_ only get laughed at. If you like to go to him now, sir, I know he's in his rooms, and I'll show you the way there with the greatest of pleasure." Mr. Pucker, immensely relieved in mind, gladly put himself under the Scout's guidance, and was admitted into the presence of Mr. Slowcoach. In twenty minutes after this he issued from the examining tutor's rooms with a joyful countenance, and again encountered Mr. Robert Filcher. "Hope you've done the job this time, sir," said the Scout. "Yes," replied the radiant Mr. Pucker; "and at two o'clock I am to see the Vice-chancellor; and I shall be able to come to college this time next year." "Werry glad of it, indeed, sir!" observed Mr. Filcher, with genuine emotion, and an eye to future perquisites; "and I suppose, sir, you didn't say a word about the 'oax?" "Not a word!" replied Mr. Pucker.