WILLIS: ‘Ah, ha, ha, ha! I, hi, hi, hi! O, ho, ho, ho!’ He yields to a series of these gusts and paroxysms, bowing up and down, and stamping to and fro, and finally sits down exhausted, and wipes the tears from his cheeks. ‘Really, this thing will kill me. What are you going to do about it, Roberts?’ ROBERTS, with profound dejection and abysmal solemnity: ‘I don’t know, Willis. Don’t you see that it must have been—that I must have robbed—Mr. Bemis?’ WILLIS: ‘Bemis!’ After a moment for tasting the fact. ‘Why, so it was! Oh, Lord! oh, Lord! And was poor old Bemis that burly ruffian? that bloodthirsty gang of giants? that—that—oh, Lord! oh, Lord!’ He bows his head upon his chair-back in complete exhaustion, demanding, feebly, as he gets breath for the successive questions, ‘What are you going to d-o-o-o? What shall you s-a-a-a-y? How can you expla-a-ain it?’ ROBERTS: ‘I can do nothing. I can say nothing. I can never explain it. I must go to Mr. Bemis and make a clean breast of it; but think of the absurdity—the ridicule!’ WILLIS, after a thoughtful silence: ‘Oh, it isn’t _that_ you’ve got to think of. You’ve got to think of the old gentleman’s sense of injury and outrage. Didn’t you hear what he said—that he would have handed over his dearest friend, his own brother, to the police?’ ROBERTS: ‘But that was in the supposition that his dearest friend, his own brother, had intentionally robbed him. You can’t imagine, Willis—’ WILLIS: ‘Oh, I can imagine a great many things. It’s all well enough for you to say that the robbery was a mistake; but it was a genuine case of garotting as far as the assault and taking the watch go. He’s a very pudgicky old gentleman.’ ROBERTS: ‘He is.’ WILLIS: ‘And I don’t see how you’re going to satisfy him that it was all a joke. Joke? It _wasn’t_ a joke! It was a real assault and a _bona fide_ robbery, and Bemis can prove it.’ ROBERTS: ‘But he would never insist—’ WILLIS: ‘Oh, I don’t know about that. He’s pretty queer, Bemis is. You can’t say what an old gentleman like that will or won’t do. If he should choose to carry it into court—’ ROBERTS: ‘Court!’ WILLIS: ‘It might be embarrassing. And anyway, it would have a very strange look in the papers.’ ROBERTS: ‘The papers! Good gracious!’ WILLIS: ‘Ten years from now a man that heard you mentioned would forget all about the acquittal, and say: “Roberts? Oh yes! Wasn’t he the one they sent to the House of Correction for garotting an old friend of his on the Common!” You see, it wouldn’t do to go and make a clean breast of it to Bemis.’ ROBERTS: ‘I see.’ WILLIS: ‘What will you do?’ ROBERTS: ‘I must never say anything to him about it. Just let it go.’ WILLIS: ‘And keep his watch? I don’t see how you could manage that. What would you do with the watch? You might sell it, of course—’ ROBERTS: ‘Oh no, I _couldn’t_ do that.’ WILLIS: ‘You might give it away to some deserving person; but if it got him into trouble—’