The Gay Lord Quex: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Gay Lord Quex: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
In love with him?
SOPHY.
Oh, yes, my lord, indeed.
QUEX.
And yet you still flirt?
SOPHY.
Y--es.
QUEX.
Take my advice--be satisfied with the kisses your sweetheart gives you.
Don't try to get them from other men, old or young.
SOPHY.
No--no--
QUEX.
[_Sternly, but kindly._] You little fool!
POLLITT _enters, wearing a tall hat and lemon-coloured gloves._
POLLITT.
[_Jealously._] Sophy!
[QUEX _walks away._
SOPHY.
[_Falteringly._] The fly-man brought back the bag, Valma dear.
POLLITT.
I am aware of that. [_Lowering his voice._] What are you doing here with
Lord Quex?
SOPHY.
I--I've been manicuring him.
_The_ YOUNGER SERVANT _comes down the steps._
SERVANT.
[_To_ SOPHY.] Mrs. Eden is quite ready for you, miss.
[_She hurriedly replaces her manicure instruments, &c., in the bag,
hands the bowl to the_ SERVANT, _and, without looking at_ POLLITT _or_
QUEX, _goes swiftly up the steps and disappears. The_ SERVANT _follows
her, carrying the bowl._
POLLITT.
[_To_ QUEX.] Excuse me, my lord--
QUEX.
[_Coming forward, and picking up his newspaper._] Eh?
POLLITT.
That young lady and I are engaged to be married.
QUEX.
Mr.--Valma?
POLLITT.
Yes, my lord. [_Hotly._] And I very much object to her manicuring
gentlemen.
QUEX.
[_Dryly._] Well, there you have a little something to discuss at
home--before, and, perhaps, after marriage.
POLLITT.
I consider the custom of ladies manicuring gentlemen one that may
occasionally lead to undue familiarity, my lord.
QUEX.
I am inclined to agree with you, sir.
POLLITT.
And I shall do all I can to persuade Miss Fullgarney to relinquish
active participation in the business.
QUEX.
The palmistry profession is a flourishing one at present, eh, Mr. Valma?
POLLITT.
[_Loftily._] My engagement-book is always full. I have disappointed
several ladies by coming here this afternoon.
QUEX.
Poor women! Nevertheless, pray be careful how you slight the manicure
trade. Crazes die, you know--nails grow.
POLLITT.
[_Tapping his breast._] I think _we_ have come to stay, my lord.
QUEX.
[_Lightly._] Well, you're sailing pretty close to the wind, remember,
you fellows.
POLLITT.
My lord!
QUEX.
[_Replacing his newspaper upon the table._] And if some day you should
find yourselves in the police-court, alongside a poor old woman whose
hand has been crossed with a threepenny-bit down an area--
_The_ DUCHESS _appears on the further side of the low cypress-hedge. She
is dressed for dinner. The sky is now faintly rosy, and during the
ensuing scene it deepens into a rich sunset._
QUEX.
We are going to have a flaming sunset, Duchess.
DUCHESS.
Superb.
POLLITT.
[_Haughtily._] I wish you good evening, my lord.
QUEX.
Oh, good evening, Mr. Valma. [_To himself._] Impudent beggar!
[POLLITT _walks away. After watching his going, the_ DUCHESS _comes
eagerly forward._
DUCHESS.
[_Her hand upon her heart._] Oh! I am here, Harry!
QUEX.
[_In delicate protest._] Ah, my dear Duchess!
DUCHESS.
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