The Gay Lord Quex: A Comedy in Four Acts — John Shaqi
The Gay Lord Quex: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Gay Lord Quex: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
[_Taking a cigarette, replacing the box, and holding the spirit lamp
while he lights his cigarette from it._] You were not always so
impatient. [_In lighting his cigarette, the flame of the lamp is blown
out._] Ah! [_After replacing the lamp, she lights her cigarette from
his, gazing into his eyes._] Argyropulos. [_Dreamily._] Once
more--Argyropulos.
QUEX.
Yes, yes--capital tobacco.
[_He gets away from her._
DUCHESS.
And look! you see, Harry?
QUEX.
[_Turning._] Eh?
DUCHESS.
[_Pointing to the bottle of champagne._] "Félix Poubelle, Carte d'Or"!
[_Taking up the scissors which she has left upon the table._] The wire
is already severed.
[_She commences to cut the string. He comes to her._
QUEX.
[_Taking the scissors from her._] Oh, permit me.
[_Always intent upon avoiding her, he moves away, the bottle in his
hand, cutting the string._
DUCHESS.
[_Following him._] Is it likely to make a loud report?
QUEX.
Hardly.
DUCHESS.
[_Frowning censoriously._] One doesn't want a sound of that sort to ring
through the corridors. [_Looking about her impatiently._] These formal,
frigid rooms!
[_She runs lightly into the bedroom, snatches a pillow from the bed, and
returns to him._
QUEX.
[_His hand upon the cork._] What is that for?
DUCHESS.
[_Enveloping his hand and the bottle in the pillow--calmly._] It is
wiser to muffle it.
[_He pauses, looking at her fixedly._
QUEX.
[_In a low, grave voice._] Dolly--
DUCHESS.
Dolly! [_Closing her eyes._] You give me my pet name again!
QUEX.
Ah, Dolly, if only there wasn't quite so much in one's life--to muffle!
[_He pulls the cork. She tosses the pillow on to the settee, a little
irritably._] May I--?
[_She inclines her head. He pours wine into the glasses; she takes the
champagne glass, he the tumbler._
DUCHESS.
[_Sentimentally._] Félix Poubelle, Carte d'Or! [_Looking at him over the
brim of her glass._] _Eh bien! au joyeux passé!_
QUEX.
_Non, non--à un avenir meilleur!_
DUCHESS.
_Que vous êtes prosaïque! soit!_ [_They drink. She sits, with a sigh of
dissatisfaction._] Ah!
QUEX.
[_Leaning against the table, drinking his wine._] Wonderful wine--really
exceptional. [_Struck by a thought, turning to her._] Forgive me--you
must have found some difficulty in introducing Monsieur Félix Poubelle
into this hallowed apartment.
DUCHESS.
No. [_Sipping her wine._] My maid thinks it is by my doctor's orders.
QUEX.
Your maid, yes--[_sipping his wine; then sitting upon the settee, glass
in hand_] but my poor aunt must be highly scandalised.
DUCHESS.
[_Her glass at her lips._] Dear Lady Owbridge will not know. I told the
girl to coax it out of the butler, as if it were for herself. These
women have a way of doing such things.
QUEX.
[_Laughing rather sadly._] Ha, ha, ha! who is beyond temptation? Not
even old Bristow--sixty if he's a day.
DUCHESS.
[_Shrugging her shoulders._] Sixty or sixteen--when a girl is
fascinating--
QUEX.
Fascinating! your woman, Watson!
DUCHESS.
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