The Gay Lord Quex: A Comedy in Four ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Gay Lord Quex: A Comedy in Four Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
[_Recovering herself, and speaking with a contemptuous smile._] So her
Grace has packed herself off to Mrs. Eden's room. [_Firmly._] Who rang
for me, please?
QUEX.
_I_ rang.
SOPHY.
You? what for?
QUEX.
Oh, you and I are going to have a cosy little chat together.
SOPHY.
[_Haughtily._] I don't understand you.
QUEX.
We'll understand one another well enough, in a minute.
[_He lights another cigarette and seats himself upon the settee. She
moves to the back of a chair, eyeing him distrustfully._
QUEX.
Now then! You've been at the key-hole, have you?
SOPHY.
[_Slightly embarrassed._] Y--yes.
QUEX.
[_Sharply._] Eh?
SOPHY.
[_Defiantly._] Yes; you know I have.
QUEX.
Ah. And I should like to know a little more, while we are upon the
delicate subject of spying. When I found you behind the cypress-hedge
this evening before dinner--
SOPHY.
Well?
QUEX.
You had just at that moment returned to the Italian garden, you said.
SOPHY.
Yes, so I said.
QUEX.
As a matter of fact, you had been there some time, I presume?
SOPHY.
A minute or two.
QUEX.
Heard anything?
SOPHY.
[_Laughing maliciously._] Ha, ha, ha! I heard her Grace say,
"to-night"--[_faintly mimicking the_ DUCHESS] "to-night!" [_With a curl
of the lip._] That was enough for me.
QUEX.
Quite so. You told a deliberate lie, then, when I questioned you?
SOPHY.
Yes.
QUEX.
Earlier in the evening, that manicure game of yours--nothing but a
damned cunning trick, eh?
SOPHY.
I beg you won't use such language.
QUEX.
A trick, eh?
SOPHY.
Certainly.
QUEX.
You wanted--what did you want?
SOPHY.
[_Disdainfully._] A kiss, or a squeeze of the waist--anything of that
sort would have done.
QUEX.
Oh, would it? You didn't get what you wanted, though.
SOPHY.
No; I suppose you were frightened.
QUEX.
[_Angrily._] What!
SOPHY.
Too many people about for you.
QUEX.
[_Stifling his annoyance._] Tsch! If I had--[_with a wave of the hand_]
what course would you have taken, pray?
SOPHY.
[_With an air of great propriety._] Complained at once to Lady Owbridge.
QUEX.
As it is--what do you think of doing now?
SOPHY.
About you and her Grace?
QUEX.
[_Scowling._] Yes.
SOPHY.
Oh, tell the ladies in the morning, first thing.
QUEX.
[_Again putting a check upon himself._] Ha, ha! Why do you behave in
this contemptible way?
SOPHY.
It isn't contemptible.
QUEX.
Isn't it?
SOPHY.
Not under the circumstances.
QUEX.
What circumstances?
SOPHY.
[_Hotly._] A wicked man like you engaged to a sweet girl like Miss
Muriel!
QUEX.
I see. [_Politely._] You don't approve of the engagement?
SOPHY.
Should think not!
QUEX.
Always done your best to poison Miss Eden's mind against me, I expect?
SOPHY.
Always let her know my opinion of you. And I was right!
QUEX.
Right?
SOPHY.
This very day, poor thing, she was saying how proud she is of you
because you've turned over a new leaf for her sake; and I told her what
_your_ promises are worth. Yes, I was right! And now I can prove it!
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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