The Gay RebellionChambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
Science
The Gay Rebellion
Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
Science fiction
"Now your sex has discovered its mistake. After countless centuries of
intellectual and physical bondage Woman has calmly risen to assert
herself--not as the peer of man, _but as his superior_!"
"What!" exclaimed Langdon, angrily.
"Certainly. Since prehistoric times man has attempted to govern and
shape the destinies of all things living on this earth. He has made of
his reign a miserable fizzle. It is our turn now to try our hands.
"And so, at last, woman steps forward, tipping the symbols of despotic
power--sceptre and crown--from the nerveless hand and dishonoured brow of
her recent lord and master! And down he goes under her feet--where he
belongs."
Langdon, unable to endure such language, attempted to sit up, but the net
interfered and he lay clawing at the meshes while the girl calmly
continued:
"The human race, as it is at present, is a disgrace to the world it
inhabits. We women have now decided to repeople the earth scientifically
with a race as wholesome in body as our instruction shall render it in
mind. Those among us women who are adjudged physically and mentally
perfect for this great and sacred work have pledged ourselves to the
sacrifice--_pro bono publico_.
"We shall pick out, from your degenerate sex, such physically perfect
individuals as chance to remain; we shall regard our marriages with them
as purely scientific and cold-blooded affairs; we have begun, for the
purposes of re-populating the world by capturing four symmetrical young
men. You are the fifth. The Regents of the New Race University will
select for you several girls who, theoretically, are best qualified to
become the mothers of your----"
"Stop!" shouted Langdon, tearing violently at the net. "I don't want you
to talk that way to me!"
"What way?"
"You know perfectly well," he retorted, blushing vividly. "I won't stand
it!"
"What a slave to prudery and smug convention you are," she observed with
amused contempt. "Nobody in the University is going to shock your
modesty."
"Well, what _are_ they going to do?"
"Turn you loose in the preserve after the Regents have inspected you."
"And then?"
"Oh, I suppose two or three girls will be selected."
"To do w-what?"
"To pay you marked attention."
"M-m-marked _what_?"
"Attention. Two or three girls will begin to court you."
"How?"
"Oh, the usual way--by sending you flowers and books and bon-bons, and
asking permission to call on you in your cave," she said carelessly.
There was an embarrassed pause, then:
"Will _you_ be one of those--those aspirants to my hand?" he inquired.
She said indifferently: "I hope not. I'm sure I don't desire to be the
mother of----"
"Stop! I tell you to stop conversing on such topics!" he yelled,
struggling and squirming and finally rolling over, all fours in the air.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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