The Gem CollectorWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Gem Collector
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories; Jewel thieves -- Fiction
Jimmy had noticed that Spennie was not in the room. He now understood
his absence. After the ride he had probably felt that an hour or two
passed out of his aunt's society would not do him any harm. He was now
undergoing a rest cure, Jimmy imagined, in the billiard room.
"I can assure you," said he, by way of lending a helping hand to the
absent one, "I really preferred to walk. I have only just landed in
England from New York, and it's quite a treat to walk on an English
country road again."
"Are you from New York? I wonder if----"
"Jimmy's an old friend," said Molly. "We knew him very well indeed. It
was such a surprise meeting him."
"How interesting," said Lady Jane languidly, as if the intellectual
strain of the conversation had been too much for her. "You will have
such lots to talk about, won't you?"
"I say," said Jimmy, as they moved away, "who is that fellow Wesson?"
"Oh, a man," said Molly vaguely.
"There's no need to be fulsome," said Jimmy. "He can't hear."
"Mother likes him. I don't."
"Mother?"
"Hullo," said Molly, "there's father."
The door had opened while they were talking, and Mr. Patrick McEachern
had walked solidly into the room. The ornaments on the Chippendale
tables jingled as he came. Secretly he was somewhat embarrassed at
finding himself in the midst of so many people. He had not yet
mastered the art of feeling at home in his own house. At meals he did
not fear his wife's guests so much. Their attention was in a manner
distributed at such times, instead of being, as now, focused upon
himself. He stood there square and massive, outwardly the picture of
all that was rugged and independent, looking about him for a friendly
face. To offer a general remark, or to go boldly and sit down beside
one of those dazzling young ladies, like some heavyweight spider
beside a Miss Muffet, was beyond him. In his time he had stopped
runaway horses, clubbed mad dogs, and helped to break up East Side
gang fights, when the combatants on both sides were using their guns
lavishly and impartially; but his courage failed him here.
"Why," said Jimmy, "is your father here, too? I didn't know that."
To himself he reviled his luck. How much would he see of Molly now?
Her father's views on himself were no sealed book to him.
Molly looked at him in surprise.
"Didn't know?" she said. "Didn't I tell you the place belonged to
father?"
"What!" said Jimmy. "This house?"
"Yes. Of course."
"And--by gad, I've got it. He has married Spennie Blunt's mother."
"Yes."
"Well, I'm--surprised."
Suddenly he began to chuckle.
"What _is_ it, Jimmy?"
"Why--why, I've just grasped the fact that your father--your father,
mind you--is my host. I'm the honored guest. At his house!"
The chuckle swelled into a laugh. The noise attracted McEachern's
attention, and, looking in the direction whence it proceeded, he
caught sight of Molly.
With a grin of joy, he made for the sofa.
"Well, father, dear?" said Molly nervously.
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