The Gentle Art of Cooking WivesWorthington, Elizabeth Strong
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The Gentle Art of Cooking Wives
Worthington, Elizabeth Strong
Marriage
"'And you will be sure to scald your fingers and get the worst of
it,'" Puddy went on relentlessly.
This struck Evelyn's fancy and she exclaimed:
"Girls, I can just see Nannie's husband sitting in the doorway of
their cabin blowing his fingers and wincing."
"Can you?" said a voice, and the girls started as they saw Nannie
standing between the curtains of the folding doors.
Sometimes she resembled an elf in her weird beauty; just now she
looked more like an imp.
Something disagreeable might have ensued, for Nannie's temper was
uncertain and undisciplined, but Prudence said in a presidential tone:
"Young ladies, it is for you to decide how you will be served up in
future. Will some one please make a motion?"
"Oh, let's decide how each other will be served," said Hilda. "You
know at church nobody applies any of the sermon to himself, but fits
it all on to his neighbors."
"Evelyn will be raked over the coals," said Nannie in a low, intense
voice.
Evelyn's handsome face flushed and her lips parted for a retort, but
Hilda exclaimed:
"Puddy will be made into delicious round croquets," and she smacked
her lips with anticipatory relish.
"Hilda'll be kept in a nice continual stew," retorted Puddy.
"Nannie'll be parboiled, fried, fricasseed----" began Hilda, but
Nannie exclaimed:
"No, I'll be roasted--you see if I'm not!"
"Prue will be baked in a genteel, modern way," said Evelyn.
"Yes!" shouted Hilda, to get above the noise. "Girls, mark my words.
Some day Mr. Smith, Brown, or Jones, whoever he is, will invite us all
to a clambake, and when we arrive we'll find it's just dear old Prue
served up."
This hit at Prudence's usual silence struck the company forcibly, and
after a little more from the recipe they broke up with noisy mirth.
On the doorstep Nannie paused and looked about her. Puddy's last
extract from the article under discussion was wandering through her
brain, something as a cat wanders through a strange house.
"Order a dressing as rich and as plentiful as you can afford."
Nannie understood this well enough. She was wearing such a dressing at
that very moment, but the next sentence puzzled her.
"If you can't afford the best, heap your fish with crumbs of comfort.
Press some of these into pretty shapes, such as hearts, and roses, and
true lovers' knots. If you have neither the patience nor the skill to
follow these directions, take my advice and don't go a-fishing."
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