The Gentle Art of Cooking WivesWorthington, Elizabeth Strong
General
The Gentle Art of Cooking Wives
Worthington, Elizabeth Strong
Marriage
Great events turn on small pivots ofttimes, and so it happened that
there were some changes in that little house after this.
Curiously enough, not long after Nannie's story a great tortoise-shell
tomcat appeared in the Earnest home. No one thought of asking Mrs.
Earnest if she had brought him there, and the others knew nothing
about him. More curiously still, when Mr. Earnest began to grow sulky
or ugly, Sir Tortoise Shell would often walk into the room and glare
at him with his big, ugly eyes.
"Jennie, I believe I'll shoot that cat!" he exclaimed one day. "I
can't bear him!"
"Oh, no, I couldn't let you hurt him, Gerald," said Mrs. Earnest, who
had become quite a spirited little woman in the new and happy
atmosphere she breathed now. "I'm so fond of him."
She looked demure enough as she stooped to pet the cat, but really her
eyes were sparkling with mischief, for truth to tell, she had heard
Nannie's story and was ready to adopt a big yellow cat as her coat of
arms.
Mr. Earnest strolled out on to the gallery. He too was thinking of
that story.
"I could have stood the trouncing," he said to himself, "and the
hanging, and even the drawing and quartering; but when it came to
sending all four quarters to the penitentiary for life, what could a
poor devil do but cave in?"
XIII
A week had passed since Steve refused to burden himself longer with
Sarah Maria's care and education. As a matter of course he saw that
the irascible lady was still retained about the place, but he felt
that to be no concern of his so long as their orbits did not cross,
and so far Sarah Maria seemed to appreciate his indifference and to
thrive upon it.
A change of base was effected, however, on the morning of the eighth
day, and it came about in this wise. On going down to his little
corn-field one morning to see how matters were progressing, Steve
found--but perhaps we should first tell how he had, with melancholy
eyes, seen most of the results of his summer's hard work come to
naught; one vegetable after another had gone the way of the flesh--not
a legitimate way, as it should have gone, on the family table, but by
the path of some violence that had cut off its usefulness and ended
its life prematurely.
The corn was about the only article that had escaped such wreckage; it
really had flourished and now bade fair to grace the table before
long. Once in a while, when his spirits needed propping, Steve allowed
himself the comfort of gazing upon the vigorous cornstalks, with their
budding tassels, and this was his intent upon this particular day.
Alas! the sight he beheld was hardly calculated to raise the spiritual
thermometer, so to speak, for Sarah Maria was contentedly munching
what corn she had not already trampled under foot. Now, this was more
than even Steve could endure, and for once his gentleness and quiet
gave way to something resembling a wild storm.
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