"This Mrs. Avery was a solace and a balm to the eyesight. She had hair the color of the back of a twenty dollar gold certificate, blue eyes and a system of beauty that would make the girl on the cover of a July magazine look like a cook on a Monongahela coal barge. "She had on a low necked dress covered with silver spangles, and diamond rings and ear bobs. Her arms was bare; and she was using a desk telephone with one hand, and drinking tea with the other. "'Well, boys,' says she after a bit, 'what is it?' [Illustration: "'Well boys, what is it?'"] "I told her in as few words as possible what we wanted for Bill, and the price we could pay. "'Those western appointments,' says she, 'are easy. Le'me see, now,' says she, 'who could put that through for us. No use fooling with the Territorial delegates. I guess,' says she, 'that Senator Sniper would be about the man. He's from somewheres in the West. Let's see how he stands on my private menu card.' She takes some papers out of a pigeon-hole with the letter 'S' over it. "'Yes,' says she, 'he's marked with a star; that means "ready to serve." Now, let's see. "Age 55; married twice; Presbyterian, likes blondes, Tolstoi, poker and stewed terrapin; sentimental at third bottle of wine." Yes,' she goes on, 'I am sure I can have your friend, Mr. Bummer, appointed Minister to Brazil.' "'Humble,' says I. 'And United States Marshal was the berth.' "'Oh, yes,' says Mrs. Avery. 'I have so many deals of this sort I sometimes get them confused. Give me all the memoranda you have of the case, Mr. Peters, and come back in four days. I think it can be arranged by then.' "So me and Andy goes back to our hotel and waits. Andy walks up and down and chews the left end of his mustache. "'A woman of high intellect and perfect beauty is a rare thing, Jeff,' says he. "'As rare,' says I, 'as an omelet made from the eggs of the fabulous bird known as the epidermis,' says I. "'A woman like that,' says Andy, 'ought to lead a man to the highest positions of opulence and fame.'