This bright July afternoon, was the day upon which Dentham was due at
40, Beryle Square, to give his information regarding Adrian
Lancaster's whereabouts, and Mrs. Bickles was seated in the kitchen,
moralizing over a glass of ale, and the remnants of the frugal meal,
which she dignified with the name of luncheon. Like most old people,
she was very garrulous, and in default of a better listener, talked to
herself when alone, so she ran no chance of interruption, but had it
all her own way.
"Victuals," moaned Mrs. Bickles, wiping her mouth after a drink of
beer, "is that dear, as never was. I'm sure it costs a forting to buy
as much as 'ud keep a cat alive, and as for summat to drink, what with
their Billees in Parlymint, and their chargin's out of it, I might as
well live in the Sara Desert."
She sopped up the gravy on her plate, with a piece of bread, and
immediately attacked the baker, from whom she had bought it, as an
excellent object to rail at.
"It's that heavy," said the lady viciously, referring to the bread,
"as lead is feathers to it--on my stomick it lies like a pavin' stone,
and the indigressings I suffers is nightmares in 'emselves. I'm
getting as thin as a lamp-post--a shadder of the h'old days--ah well!"
she concluded philosophically, finishing the beer, "it don't take much
to fill a coffing as I'll soon be occipying."
At this moment the front door-bell rang, and with a grumble at being
disturbed at her meal, Mrs. Bickles took a large key in her withered
claw, and crawled upstairs in an aggressive temper.
"Why can't they holler down the airy," she whispered, pushing back the
bolts from the door, "it's a policeman or a post, I know--what with
'urrying up and skipping down, my legs is ashaking like aspinalls."
She unlocked the door, and threw it open, when, much to her surprise,
Olive Maunders stepped inside, followed by a young gentleman dressed
in an irreproachable tweed suit, with a flower in his button-hole and
a smile on his face. Mrs. Bickles with many curtseys began to
apologise for her delay in opening the door, when Olive cut her short
in a peremptory manner.
"What is the most presentable room in the house?" she asked, "I have
come up on business, but leave again by the afternoon train."
"The dorin-room's muffled up," explained Mrs. Bickles, in a thoughtful
manner, "and the dinin' ain't fit to receive compingy--I won't say as
what the best bedroom needs dustin', but I think the libery is most
decent."
"Very well, then, the library will do," replied Olive, walking towards
it, followed by her escort, "and if anyone calls to see me in about an
hour, show him in."
"Yes, miss," said the charwoman, with many genufluxions, "but there
ain't anythin' to eat."
"I don't want anything, thank you," answered Olive, and disappeared
with the gentleman into the library, leaving Mrs. Bickles looking
after them in astonishment.
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