You talk constantly and do not know what you want. MANY VOICES. Out! Out! He's a nuisance! (_A crowd;_ BÖTTICHER _finds himself compelled to leave the theatre._) FISCHER. He with his talk about refinement! SCHLOSS. He always vexes me when he considers himself a connoisseur. _An open field_ HINZE (_with knapsack and bag_). I have become quite accustomed to hunting. Every day I catch partridges, rabbits and the like, and the dear little animals are getting more and more practice in being caught. (_He spreads out his bag._) Now the season of the nightingales is over, I do not hear a single one singing. [_Enter the two lovers._] HE. Go, you bore me. SHE. I am disgusted with you. HE. A fine kind of love! SHE. Wretched hypocrite, how you have deceived me! HE. What has become of your infinite tenderness? SHE. And your faithfulness? HE. Your rapture? SHE. Your infatuation? BOTH. The devil has taken it! That comes of marrying. HINZE. The hunt has never yet been so disturbed--if you would be pleased to notice that this open field is clearly too confined for your sorrows, and climb up some mountain. HE. Insolent wretch! (_Boxes_ HINZE _on the ear._) SHE. Boor! (_Also boxes_ HINZE _on the ear._) HINZE (_purrs_). SHE. It seems best to me that we be parted again. HE. I am at your bidding. [_Exit the lovers._] HINZE. Nice people, these so-called human beings. Just look, two partridges; I will carry them off quickly. Now, fortune, make haste, for I myself am almost getting impatient. Now I have no longer any desire to eat the partridges. It's probably thus, that, by mere habit, we can implant in our nature every possible virtue. [_Exit._] _Hall in the Palace_ _The_ KING _on his throne with the_ PRINCESS; LEANDER _in a lecturer's chair; opposite him_ JACKPUDDING _in another lecturer's chair; in the centre of the hall a costly hat, decorated with gold and precious stones, is fastened on a high pole. The entire court is present._ KING. Never yet has a person rendered such services to his country as this amiable Count of Carabas. Our historian has already almost filled a thick volume, so often has the Count presented me with pretty and delicious gifts, sometimes even twice a day, through his hunter. My appreciation of his kindness is boundless and I desire nothing more earnestly than to find at some time the opportunity of discharging to some extent the great debt I owe him. PRINCESS. Dearest father, would your majesty not most graciously permit the learned disputation to begin? My heart yearns for this mental activity. KING. Yes, it may begin now. Court scholar--court fool--you both know that to the one who gains the victory in this disputation is allotted that costly hat; for this very reason have I had it set up here, so that you may have it always before your eyes and never be in want of quick wit.