The German Classics of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries, Volume 12
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The German Classics of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries, Volume 12
German literature -- 19th century -- Translations into English; German literature -- 20th century -- Translations into English
BOLZ _(frankly)_. Here is my ticket! It is not you I am showing it to,
but this honorable man from whom you are trying to estrange me by
your attack. Kämpe, give your ticket to Mr. Piepenbrink. He is the man
to judge of all the tickets in the world!
PIEPENBRINK. Here are two tickets just exactly as valid as my own.
Why, you scattered them right and left like sour grape juice. Oho! I
see quite well how things stand! I'm not one of your crowd, either,
but you want to get me. That's why you came to my house again and
again--because you expected to capture me. Because I am a voter,
that's why you're after me. But because this honorable man is not a
voter he does not count for you at all. We know those smooth tricks!
SENDEN. But, Mr. Piepenbrink!
PIEPENBRINK _(interrupting him, more angrily)_. Is that any reason for
insulting a peaceful guest? Is it a reason for closing my wife's
mouth? It is an injustice to this man, and he shall stay here as long
as I do. And he shall stay here by my side. And whoever attempts to
attack him will have to deal with me!
BOLZ. Your fist, good sir! You're a faithful comrade! And so
hand-in-hand with you Philip, I defy the Capulet and his entire clan!
PIEPENBRINK. Philip! Right you are, Conrad, my boy! Come here! They
shall swell with anger till they burst! Here's to Philip and Conrad!
_[They drink brotherhood.]_
BOLZ. Long live Piepenbrink!
PIEPENBRINK. So, old chum! Shall I tell you what! Since we are having
so good a time I think we'll leave all these people to their own
devices, and all of you come home with me. I'll brew a punch and we'll
sit together as merrily as jackdaws. I'll escort you, Conrad, and the
rest of you go ahead.
SENDEN _(and guests)_. But do listen, _revered_ Mr. Piepenbrink!
PIEPENBRINK. I'll listen to nothing. I'm done with you!
_Enter_ BELLMAUS _and other guests_.
BELLMAUS _(hurrying through the crowd_). Here I am!
BOLZ. My nephew! Gracious Madam, I put him under your protection!
Nephew, you escort Madam Piepenbrink. (MRS. PIEPENBRINK _takes a firm
grip on_ BELLMAUS'S _arm and holds him securely. Polka behind the
scene.)_ Farewell, gentlemen, it's beyond your power to spoil our good
humor. There, the music is striking up! We march off in a jolly
procession, and again I cry in conclusion, Long live Piepenbrink!
THE DEPARTING ONES. Long live Piepenbrink! _[They march off in
triumph_. FRITZ KLEINMICHEL _and his fiancée,_ KÄMPE _with_
KLEINMICHEL, MRS. PIEPENBRINK _with_ BELLMAUS, _finally_ BOLZ _with_
PIEPENBRINK.]
_Enter_ COLONEL.
COLONEL. What's going on here?
SENDEN. An outrageous scandal! The _Union_ has kidnapped our two most
important voters!
ACT III
SCENE I
_The_ COLONEL'S _Summer Parlor_.
_The_ COLONEL _in front, walking rapidly up and down. In the rear_,
ADELAIDE _and_ IDA _arm-in-arm, the latter in great agitation. A short
pause. Then enter_ SENDEN.
SENDEN (_hastily calling through centre door_).
All goes well! 37 votes against 29.
COLONEL.
Who has 37 votes?
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