The German Classics of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries, Volume 11: Masterpieces of German Literature Translated Into English
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The German Classics of the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries, Volume 11: Masterpieces of German Literature Translated Into English
German literature -- 19th century -- Translations into English; German literature -- 20th century -- Translations into English
And now he had come after all, come an hour before work ceased for the
day! All Kröppel Street already knew of the event, and the glad tidings
had even reached Master Nikolaus Grünebaum, the brother of the woman
who had just given birth to the child, though he lived almost at the
opposite end of the town. A grinning shoemaker's apprentice, carrying
his slippers under his arm so as to be able to run quicker, bore the
news there and shouted it breathlessly into Master Grünebaum's less
deaf ear with the result that for five minutes the good man looked
much stupider than he really was. But now he was already on his way
to Kröppel Street, and as he, a citizen, householder and resident
master of his trade, could not take his slippers under his arm, the
consequence was that one of them deserted him faithlessly at a street
corner, to begin life with nothing to depend on but its own hands, or
rather its own sole.
When Uncle Grünebaum arrived at his brother-in-law's house he found so
many good women of the neighborhood there, giving advice and expressing
their opinions, that, in his lamentable capacity of old bachelor and
pronounced woman-hater, he could but appear highly superfluous to
himself. And he did see himself in this light and would almost have
turned back if the thought of his brother-in-law and fellow-craftsman,
left miserably alone in the midst of all this "racket" had not enabled
him to master his feelings after all. Growling and grunting he pushed
his way through the womenfolk and at last did find his brother-in-law
in a not very enviable nor brilliant position and attitude.
The poor man had been pushed completely aside. Mrs. Tiebus had taken
measures to exclude him from his wife's room; in the living room among
the neighbors he was also entirely superfluous; Master Grünebaum
finally discovered him sitting in a miserable heap on a stool in the
corner where only the cat that was rubbing against his legs showed any
sympathy for him. But his eyes were still shining with that radiance
that seemed to come from another world; Master Unwirrsch heard nothing
of the women's whispering and chattering, saw nothing of the confusion
that reigned among them, nor did he see his brother-in-law till the
latter seized him by the shoulder and, not very gently, shook him back
to consciousness.
"Give a sign that you're still in the land of the living, Anton!"
growled Master Grünebaum. "Be a man, and drive the womenfolk out, all
of them except--except Auntie Schlotterbeck there. For although the
devil takes them one and all, odd and even, still she is the only one
among them that lets a man get in a word at least once an hour. Won't
you? Can't you? Don't you dare to? Well, then catch hold of my coat
behind till I get you out of this tumult in safety; come upstairs and
let things go on as they will down here. So the boy is here? Well,
praise be to God, I began to think we'd waited in vain again."
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