THE NEW PROFESSION A knock on the door brought them both back to--the deck of the _Mauretania_, with terra firma not so far distant below! "There he is now," she whispered nervously. "Who shall I say you are? And what?" "Oh, any old thing--Warren, Mr. Warren. Leave the classification to me. Self-identification is an American trait!" She crossed the cabin, and after a timid pause opened the door. "Come in," she murmured. "Ah, I'm intruding," exclaimed Carlos, Duke of Alva, with an intonation which expressed an invitation for Warren Jarvis to make a graceful exit. "Not at all," blankly observed Jarvis. "I've just been discussing my professional task at the castle; as a member of the family you can give me some good working material." "I don't understand," spluttered Carlos, taken aback. "Pardon me, cousin. This is Mr. Warren, of America, who has consented to help me. My cousin, the Duke of Alva." She walked behind the two men, comparing them keenly: the deadly parallel column was not at all unfavorable to the insouciant Kentuckian. "Glad to know you," volunteered Jarvis. "Have a cigarette?" "I never smoke in the presence of ladies," retorted the Duke. Then with a patronizing air he added: "I am honored to meet you, sir, if you are in my royal cousin's employ. So, you are interested in the castle?" "Oh, not so much in the castle as in the ghost. I'll attend to him." "And is that your regular profession?" "You are a good guesser, my dear Duke. That is my business--solving mysteries--locking up family skeletons--chasing spooks and putting salt on their tails. We have a professional name for it in the United States." "And what is that, sir?" asked Carlos, uncertain whether to be affronted or to draw out this strange bird to a confidence. A quick glance at his cousin's immobile face gave him no hint. Jarvis continued amiably. "We are living in an age of specialists. You have doubtless heard of Farley the Strike Breaker, of Roosevelt the Trust Breaker. I forgot to bring my business cards with me; but if I may be so immodest as to tell the truth, I am known from Bowling Green to the Golden Gate as Warren the Ghost Breaker!" [Illustration: "_I am known from Bowling Green to the Golden Gate, as Warren the Ghost Breaker_"] This astounding news fairly took the Duke off his feet. He mentally clawed the air for his equilibrium. "_Madre de Dios!_" ejaculated the Duke, dropping his sword-cane. As he recovered from his astonishment, the Princess interceded: "I am so glad you came. I promised the Ghost Breaker that you would join us shortly. You will be able to tell him, so much better than I, of all the strange circumstances. I have only given him a rough outline of what happened up to the time I left my brother on his way to the castle." Carlos sank into a chair, irritated at the American's disinterested lack of courtesy: Jarvis had not even risen from his seat on the trunk. Somehow or other Carlos despised that trunk!