Ghosts -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
If any one had imagined that Mrs. Snograss would forgive the various
slights put upon her in York, she or he was doomed to disappointment. All
the pleasant things they said to her about her costly egg-shell china, the
glass aviary with the artificial tree, and other luxuries, failed to
soften her vindictive mood. Each timidly expressed compliment recalled to
her a covert sneer, a deprecating smile, or a garment hastily drawn aside.
As Miss Georgina, on behalf of the presiding committee, counted up the
Easter gifts the church would give to the poor, the Trenton widow whom she
feared as a rival was musing on past insults.
"Ten tin trumpets," called the loud voice.
"I can humble her," thought the Snograss woman.
"Ten surprise packages," continued the other.
"I'll give the Knickerbocker family a surprise," spoke the indignant
Trentonian half aloud.
She was naturally an amiable person, but the aristocratic congregation of
St. Paul's had impaired her temper, proffering her vinegar when she had
sought the wine of good-fellowship. She stared at the bedizened figure of
the sister of the autocrat of York a moment longer, then turned meaningly
to the only member of the Scruggins set who happened to be present. There
was already a look of triumph in her eyes. "She shall bend to the dust
soon," she whispered. Then she arose from her sofa, clashing the folds of
her tilter until the room was full of lustring mockery. Everything was in
readiness for Mrs. Snograss's climax of the afternoon. Revenge spread out
its hands and gave her tongue.
"Have you ever heard of 'The School for Scandal,' Miss Knickerbocker?" she
asked, wreathing her face in an inscrutable smile.
Glad of an opportunity for displaying her knowledge, Georgina rose eagerly
to the bait. "I saw the play at the Park in the twenties. 'Twas a
prodigious fine cast, if I remember."
"They say a new Sheridan has come to our city." Every Gothamite loved that
phrase, "our city," and Mrs. Snograss dwelt on the words with the nicest
shade of mimicry. "He is preparing a little comedy I might dub the same
name," she snickered.
"An author man?" asked the Knickerbocker voice that always filled the
room. "What does he want here?"
A sudden silence fell upon the company. Eyes were turned on the Turkey
carpet before the fireplace where the great ladies stood. Ears were cocked
in their direction. The pirouetting woodland fay embellishing the tambour
firescreen, worked by the Trentonian when she attended Madame de Foe's
Academy for gentle children, wore a more conscious smirk than usual. Even
the twin Bow dogs which had held their tufted tails erect through the
stormiest family fracases seemed agitated.
"He plays the organ at our church," she answered with forced deliberation;
then in a whisper loud enough to have done credit to a lady on the boards,
she added, "and when away from that instrument spends his time making love
to your niece Patricia."
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