Businessmen -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction; Future life -- Fiction; Short stories
Miss Trevelyan was the next subject for prophecy. She had a
well-established routine that was almost as rigid as that of Miss
Carrick, though she was of a different type. Miss Trevelyan was a
baby-doll beauty of the Betty Boop variety and with the voice to match.
At the moment she was regarding herself anxiously in a ridiculously
small compact mirror, tilting her head this way and that with quick
birdlike jerks so as to better scrutinize nose, cheeks, eyes and ears.
After that, as J.C. gleefully foretold, would come the powdering, the
lip-sticking, the eyebrow-brushing--in the order named--and eventually
an elaborate tucking-in of imaginary wisps of vagrant hair. J.C.
didn't miss a bet.
Then three salesmen came in. Jake Sarrat, the big, jovial ace of the
wholesale district, slapped the other two on the back, hurled his
brief case and kit into a desk drawer, made a brief phone call, and
then went out. Old Mr. Firrel wore his usual somber, tired look, and
walked slowly to the bare table they had let him use. He unbent his
lanky and stooped six feet of skin and bones and began dragging copious
sheafs of notes from his brief case. Those he glanced at briefly and
began tearing up, one by one. The third, a saturnine little fellow who
appeared to be perpetually angry, marched straight to his desk and
began scribbling furiously on a pad of report blanks. He was Ellis
Hardy, Chisholm's pet.
"Jake," said Mr. Chisholm, confidently, "is working up a big case and
wants to surprise me with it. Watch his smoke before the week is over.
Ellis has just brought in a big one--stick around, we may pour a drink
before we call it a day. As for Old Dismal, he's quitting. The poor
dope!"
He twirled his chair around to face a mahogany cabinet. He opened the
door of it, took out a bottle and glass, and poured himself a stiff
slug of rye. He tossed it off with a grunt and swiveled back.
"That guy is not a salesman and never will be," he snorted
contemptuously. "Look at him! He looks like a tramp and as mournful as
a pallbearer. When I talk to him about dolling himself up he says he
hasn't the dough; when I tell him to cheer up and wear a smile, he
croaks about his stomach ulcers. What do I care how hard he works if he
never brings the bacon in? Why, if that poor drip ever took a look at
himself in the mirror, he'd go hang himself."
Maizie gripped her pencil harder and quoted softly:
"Ah, wad some power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us--"
"That's right," exclaimed Mr. Chisholm. "You get it. Take me. I'm
always on the lookout for that. If I didn't watch myself, I might turn
stout. But no, I'm wise. I don't wait for people to tell me--I go to
the gym three times a week and have a good work-out. The rubber says
there's not a spare ounce on me. There's no crime in being big--people
respect a big man, don't you think?"
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