The GIRL from SAMARCAND By E. HOFFMANN PRICE [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from Weird Tales May 1929. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.] As her guest set the dainty bone china cup on the onyx-topped, teak tabouret and sank back among the embroidered cushions, Diane knew to the syllable the words which were to filter forth with the next breath of smoke; for three years as Hammersmith Clarke's wife had convinced her that that remark was inevitable. "My dear, where did you ever get those perfectly gorgeous rugs?" And Diane, true to form, smiled ever so faintly, and luxuriated in the suspicion of a yawn: the ennui of an odalisk hardened to the magnificence of a seraglio carpeted with an ancient Feraghan rug, and hung with silken witcheries from the looms of Kashan. Diane saw the wonder permeate her friend's soul and heard it surge into words. "The rugs? Why--well, I married them along with Ham, you might say. Yes, they are rather pretty, aren't they? But they're an awful pest at times----" "Naturally," agreed Louise, who lived in a loft in the Pontalba Building, where she could look down into the Plaza where Jackson reins in his brazen horse and lifts his brazen hat in salutation to the French Quarter of New Orleans. "You simply couldn't let the maid clean----" "Maid? Lord help us, but I daren't touch them myself! I tried it, once. That heaven-sent prayer-rug"--Diane indicated an ancient Ghiordes, a sea-green splendor worth more than his right eye to any collector--"looked a bit dingy. And Ham caught me at it. What was left of my hair just fell short of a close shingle. Do you know, one day I caught him filling the bathtub with milk----" "What?" "Precisely. Seems some expert claimed a milk bath improves the luster. So the little Bokhara--that blood-red creature beneath your feet--got a treatment fit for a Circassian beauty. I'm just waiting for him to bring home a duster of bird-of-paradise plumes for this venerable wreck." Diane stroked what was left of the peachblow, sapphire and gold nap of an age-old Senna woven on a silken warp. "The truth of it is," continued Diane, "I feel guilty of bigamy. The man was married to his rugs long before he ever met me. 'Member how we speculated on the pros and cons of polygamy the other day at Arnaud's? Well, here I am, one lone woman competing with a dozen odd favorites, and a new rival added to the harem every so often." "Good lord, Diane, what next! You are unique. Why, one would think you were jealous of them." "Well, I am!"