The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
“Don’t you go getting alarmed! And don’t you,” added Webster, “go
shoving your oar in when your social superiors are talking! I’ve had to
speak to you about that before. My remarks were addressed to Mrs.
Withers here.”
He indicated the cook with a respectful gesture.
“Yes, here’s the note, Mrs. Withers. Of course, if you had a steamy
kettle handy, in about half a moment we could ... but no, perhaps it’s
wiser not to risk it. And, come to that, I don’t need to unstick the
envelope to know what’s inside here. It’s the raspberry, ma’am, or I’ve
lost all my power to read the human female countenance. Very cold and
proud-looking she was! I don’t know who this S. Marlowe is, but I do
know one thing; in this hand I hold the instrument that’s going to give
it him in the neck, proper! Right in the neck, or my name isn’t Montagu
Webster!”
“Well!” said Mrs. Withers, comfortably, pausing for a moment from her
labours. “Think of that!”
“The way I look at it,” said Webster, “is that there’s been some sort
of understanding between our Miss B. and this S. Marlowe, and she’s
thought better of it and decided to stick to the man of her parent’s
choice. She’s chosen wealth and made up her mind to hand the humble
suitor the mitten. There was a rather similar situation in ‘Cupid or
Mammon,’ that Nosegay Novelette I was reading in the train coming down
here, only that ended different. For my part I’d be better pleased if
our Miss B. would let the cash go, and obey the dictates of her own
heart; but these modern girls are all alike! All out for the stuff,
they are! Oh, well, it’s none of my affair,” said Webster, stifling a
not unmanly sigh. For beneath that immaculate shirt-front there beat a
warm heart. Montagu Webster was a sentimentalist.
CHAPTER XVI.
WEBSTER, FRIEND IN NEED
At half-past two that afternoon, full of optimism and cold beef, gaily
unconscious that Webster with measured strides was approaching ever
nearer with the note that was to give it him in the neck, proper,
Samuel Marlowe dangled his feet from the top bar of the gate at the end
of the lane, and smoked contentedly as he waited for Billie to make her
appearance. He had had an excellent lunch; his pipe was drawing well,
and all Nature smiled. The breeze from the sea across the meadows
tickled pleasantly the back of his head, and sang a soothing song in
the long grass and ragged-robins at his feet. He was looking forward
with a roseate glow of anticipation to the moment when the white
flutter of Billie’s dress would break the green of the foreground. How
eagerly he would jump from the gate! How lovingly he would....
The elegant figure of Webster interrupted his reverie. Sam had never
seen Webster before, and it was with no pleasure that he saw him now.
He had come to regard this lane as his own private property, and he
resented trespassers. He tucked his legs under him, and scowled at
Webster under the brim of his hat.
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