The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
In the height of the tourist season it is not always possible for one
who wishes to leave America to spring on to the next boat. A long
morning’s telephoning to the offices of the Cunard and the White Star
brought Mrs. Hignett the depressing information that it would be a full
week before she could sail for England. That meant that the inflammable
Eustace would have over two weeks to conduct an uninterrupted wooing,
and Mrs. Hignett’s heart sank, till suddenly she remembered that so
poor a sailor as her son was not likely to have had leisure for any
strolling on the deck during the voyage on the “Atlantic.”
Having realised this, she became calmer and went about her preparations
for departure with an easier mind. The danger was still great, but
there was a good chance that she might be in time to intervene. She
wound up her affairs in New York, and on the following Wednesday,
boarded the “Nuronia” bound for Southampton.
The “Nuronia” is one of the slowest of the Cunard boats. It was built
at a time when delirious crowds used to swoon on the dock if an ocean
liner broke the record by getting across in nine days. It rolled over
to Cherbourg, dallied at that picturesque port for some hours, then
sauntered across the Channel and strolled into Southampton Water in the
evening of the day on which Samuel Marlowe had sat in the lane plotting
with Webster, the valet. At almost the exact moment when Sam, sidling
through the windows of the drawing-room, slid into the cupboard behind
the piano, Mrs. Hignett was standing at the Customs barrier telling the
officials that she had nothing to declare.
Mrs. Hignett was a general who believed in forced marches. A lesser
woman might have taken the boat-train to London and proceeded to
Windles at her ease on the following afternoon. Mrs. Hignett was made
of sterner stuff. Having fortified herself with a late dinner, she
hired a car and set out on the cross-country journey. It was only when
the car, a genuine antique, had broken down three times in the first
ten miles, that she directed the driver to take her instead to the
“Blue Boar” in Windlehurst, where she arrived, tired but thankful to
have reached it at all, at about eleven o’clock.
At this point many, indeed most, women would have gone to bed; but the
familiar Hampshire air and the knowledge that half an hour’s walking
would take her to her beloved home acted on Mrs. Hignett like a
restorative. One glimpse of Windles she felt that she must have before
she retired for the night, if only to assure herself that it was still
there. She had a cup of coffee and a sandwich brought to her by the
night-porter whom she had roused from sleep, for bedtime is early in
Windlehurst, and then informed him that she was going for a short walk
and would ring when she returned.
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