The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
§ 3
In the brief interval of time which Marlowe had spent in the state-room
chatting with Eustace about the latter’s bruised soul, some rather
curious things had been happening above. Not extraordinary, perhaps,
but curious. These must now be related. A story, if it is to grip the
reader, should, I am aware, go always forward. It should march. It
should leap from crag to crag like the chamois of the Alps. If there is
one thing I hate, it is a novel which gets you interested in the hero
in chapter one and then cuts back in chapter two to tell you all about
his grandfather. Nevertheless, at this point we must go back a space.
We must return to the moment when, having deposited her Pekinese dog in
her state-room, the girl with the red hair came out again on deck. This
happened just about the time when Eustace Hignett was beginning his
narrative.
The girl went to the rail and gazed earnestly at the shore. There was a
rattle, as the gang-plank moved in-board and was deposited on the deck.
The girl uttered a little cry of dismay. Then suddenly her face
brightened, and she began to wave her arm to attract the attention of
an elderly man with a red face made redder by exertion, who had just
forced his way to the edge of the dock and was peering up at the
passenger-lined rail.
The boat had now begun to move slowly out of its slip, backing into the
river. It was now that the man on the dock sighted the girl. She
gesticulated at him. He gesticulated at her. He produced a
handkerchief, swiftly tied up a bundle of currency bills in it, backed
to give himself room, and then, with all the strength of his arm,
hurled the bills in the direction of the deck. The handkerchief with
its precious contents shot in a graceful arc towards the deck, fell
short by a good six feet, and dropped into the water, where it unfolded
like a lily, sending twenty-dollar bills, ten-dollar bills, five-dollar
bills, and an assortment of ones floating out over the wavelets.
It was at this moment that Mr. Oscar Swenson, one of the thriftiest
souls who ever came out of Sweden, perceived that the chance of a
lifetime had arrived for adding substantially to his little savings. By
profession he was one of those men who eke out a precarious livelihood
by rowing dreamily about the water-front in skiffs. He was doing so
now: and, as he sat meditatively in his skiff, having done his best to
give the liner a good send off by paddling round her in circles, the
pleading face of a twenty-dollar bill peered up at him. Mr. Swenson was
not the man to resist the appeal. He uttered a sharp bark of ecstasy,
pressed his bowler hat firmly upon his brow, and dived in. A moment
later he had risen to the surface, and was gathering up money with both
hands.
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