The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
“Jane,” said Billie, “have you ever been in love?”
Jane Hubbard knocked the ash off her cigarette.
“Not since I was eleven,” she said in her deep musical voice. “He was
my music-master. He was forty-seven and completely bald, but there was
an appealing weakness in him which won my heart. He was afraid of cats,
I remember.”
Billie gathered her hair into a molten bundle and let it run through
her fingers.
“Oh, Jane!” she exclaimed. “Surely you don’t like weak men. I like a
man who is strong and brave and wonderful.”
“I can’t stand brave men,” said Jane, “it makes them so independent. I
could only love a man who would depend on me in everything. Sometimes,
when I have been roughing it out in the jungle,” she went on rather
wistfully, “I have had my dreams of some gentle clinging man who would
put his hand in mine and tell me all his poor little troubles and let
me pet and comfort him and bring the smiles back to his face. I’m
beginning to want to settle down. After all there are other things for
a woman to do in this life besides travelling and big-game hunting. I
should like to go into Parliament. And, if I did that, I should
practically have to marry. I mean, I should have to have a man to look
after the social end of life and arrange parties and receptions and so
on, and sit ornamentally at the head of my table. I can’t imagine
anything jollier than marriage under conditions like that. When I came
back a bit done up after a long sitting at the House, he would mix me a
whisky-and-soda and read poetry to me or prattle about all the things
he had been doing during the day.... Why, it would be ideal!”
Jane Hubbard gave a little sigh. Her fine eyes gazed dreamily at a
smoke ring which she had sent floating towards the ceiling.
“Jane,” said Billie. “I believe you’re thinking of somebody definite.
Who is he?”
The big-game huntress blushed. The embarrassment which she exhibited
made her look manlier than ever.
“I don’t know his name.”
“But there is really someone?”
“Yes.”
“How splendid! Tell me about him.”
Jane Hubbard clasped her strong hands and looked down at the floor.
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