The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
“Come, Peters,” he said in a deep, firm, quiet voice, laying a hand on
the clerk’s arm. “It’s time that you went.”
“Yes, indeed, Mr. Samuel! Yes, yes, indeed!”
“I’ll see you out,” said Sam soothingly, and led him through the outer
office and on to the landing outside. “Well, good luck, Peters,” he
said, as they stood at the head of the stairs. “I hope you have a
pleasant trip. Why, what’s the matter? You seem upset.”
“That girl, Mr. Samuel! I really think—really, she cannot be quite
right in her head.”
“Nonsense, nonsense!” said Sam firmly. “She’s all right! Well,
good-bye.”
“Good-bye, Mr. Samuel.”
“When did you say you were sailing?”
“Next Saturday, Mr. Samuel. But I fear I shall have no opportunity of
seeing you again before then. I have packing to do and I have to see
this gentleman down in the country....”
“All right. Then we’ll say good-bye now. Good-bye, Peters. Mind you
have a good time in America. I’ll tell my father you called.”
Sam watched him out of sight down the stairs, then turned and made his
way back to the inner office. Billie was sitting limply on the chair
which Jno. Peters had occupied. She sprang to her feet.
“Has he really gone?”
“Yes. He’s gone this time.”
“Was he—was he violent?”
“A little,” said Sam. “A little. But I calmed him down.” He looked at
her gravely. “Thank God I was in time!”
“Oh, you are the bravest man in the world!” cried Billie, and, burying
her face in her hands, burst into tears.
“There, there!” said Sam. “There, there! Come, come! It’s all right
now! There, there, there!”
He knelt down beside her. He slipped one arm round her waist. He patted
her hands.
“There, there, there!” he said.
I have tried to draw Samuel Marlowe so that he will live on the printed
page. I have endeavoured to delineate his character so that it will be
as an open book. And, if I have succeeded in my task, the reader will
by now have become aware that he was a young man with the gall of an
Army mule. His conscience, if he had ever had one, had become atrophied
through long disuse. He had given this sensitive girl the worst fright
she had had since a mouse had got into her bedroom at school. He had
caused Jno. Peters to totter off to the Rupert Street range making low,
bleating noises. And did he care? No! All he cared about was the fact
that he had erased for ever from Billie’s mind that undignified picture
of himself as he had appeared on the boat, and substituted another
which showed him brave, resourceful, gallant. All he cared about was
the fact that Billie, so cold ten minutes before, had just allowed him
to kiss her for the forty-second time. If you had asked him, he would
have said that he had acted for the best, and that out of evil cometh
good, or some sickening thing like that. That was the sort of man
Samuel Marlowe was.
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