The Girl on the BoatWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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The Girl on the Boat
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Children of the rich -- Fiction; Golf stories; Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
His face was very close to Billie’s, who had cheered up wonderfully by
this time, and he was whispering his degraded words of endearment into
her ear, when there was a sort of explosion in the doorway.
“Great Godfrey!” exclaimed Mr. Rufus Bennett, gazing on the scene from
this point of vantage and mopping with a large handkerchief a scarlet
face, which, as the result of climbing three flights of stairs, had
become slightly soluble. “Great Heavens above! Number four!”
CHAPTER XIV.
STRONG REMARKS BY A FATHER
Mr. Bennett advanced shakily into the room, and supported himself with
one hand on the desk, while with the other he still plied the
handkerchief on his over-heated face. Much had occurred to disturb him
this morning. On top of a broken night he had had an affecting
reconciliation scene with Mr. Mortimer, at the conclusion of which he
had decided to take the first train to London in the hope of
intercepting Billie before she reached Sir Mallaby’s office on her
mission of war. The local train-service kept such indecently early
hours that he had been compelled to bolt his breakfast, and, in the
absence of Billie, the only member of the household who knew how to
drive the car, to walk to the station, a distance of nearly two miles,
the last hundred yards of which he had covered at a rapid gallop, under
the erroneous impression that an express whose smoke he had seen in the
distance was the train he had come to catch. Arrived on the platform,
he had had a trying wait, followed by a slow journey to Waterloo. The
cab which he had taken at Waterloo had kept him in a lively state of
apprehension all the way to the Savoy, owing to an apparent desire to
climb over motor-omnibuses when it could not get round them. At the
Savoy he found that Billie had already left, which had involved another
voyage through the London traffic under the auspices of a driver who
appeared to be either blind or desirous of committing suicide. He had
three flights of stairs to negotiate. And, finally, arriving at the
office, he had found his daughter in the circumstances already
described.
“Why, father!” said Billie. “I didn’t expect you.”
As an explanation of her behaviour this might, no doubt, have been
considered sufficient, but as an excuse for it Mr. Bennett thought it
inadequate and would have said so, had he had enough breath. This
physical limitation caused him to remain speechless and to do the best
he could in the way of stern fatherly reproof by puffing like a seal
after a long dive in search of fish.
Having done this, he became aware that Sam Marlowe was moving towards
him with outstretched hand. It took a lot to disconcert Sam, and he was
the calmest person present. He gave evidence of this in a neat speech.
He did not in so many words congratulate Mr. Bennett on the piece of
luck which had befallen him, but he tried to make him understand by his
manner that he was distinctly to be envied as the prospective
father-in-law of such a one as himself.
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