The Girl's Own Paper, Vol. VIII, No. 365, December 25, 1886Various
General
The Girl's Own Paper, Vol. VIII, No. 365, December 25, 1886
Various
Children's literature -- Periodicals
A child, by name _Land Bank_, living at Exeter Change, not very far
distant from Grocers’ Hall, was ridiculous enough to set up as my
rival. Had she confined herself to fair play while striving to win
from me public favour, I think I should rather have enjoyed it, but
believing that all things were allowable in love and war, she descended
to be spiteful, and being gifted with humour and wit she used them
against me without mercy.
Papers were circulated in all directions with the one view of injuring
me. You will be able to see them, as I have preserved copies—
Here is one—“The trial and condemnation of the Land Bank at Exeter
Change, for murdering the Bank of England at Grocers’ Hall.”
Another, which had a wide circulation, was one supposed to be my last
will and testament, in which “I bequeathed my obstinacy and blunders,
my self-conceit, my blindness, my fears,” and in which “I commanded my
body to be burned lest my creditors should arrest my corpse.”
A third contained an epitaph—
“Here lies the body of the Bank of England, who was born in the year
1694—died May 5th, 1696, in the third year of her age.
“They had issue legitimate by their common seal £1,200,000 called bank
bills, and by their cashier two million sons—called Speed’s notes.”
These papers, so widely circulated, were not without their effect, and
for some time I and my people were in no enviable position. We had to
struggle for a precarious existence—in fact, we had a difficulty to
make the two ends meet.
My notes were at a heavy discount, and I had not always the money
to meet the demands of my creditors. And, just as it always happens
when one is short of money, everybody wanted to borrow of me, amongst
others the Government sadly pressed me for a loan. Oh dear, that was
a troubled period of my life, but help came and prevented disaster by
tiding me over the difficulty.
It was very long before I found myself in a like dilemma, for I soon
learned that to be short of money or, in fact, any difficulty in money
matters, would deprive me of the confidence of the public, and that
would never do; for to me, more than to anyone, confidence was money.
It was cruel behaviour of the Land Bank, but fortunately, except that
it gave me a period of great anxiety, it did me no permanent harm.
Indeed, now that I look back upon it from this distance of time, I
think it was clever of the Land Bank to handicap me, a young beginner,
with her weight of merciless wit, a thing very hard to deal with, or
even to trace, when once it has issued from mouth or pen.
This little trouble being over, we went about our daily work in the one
room as usual; work, which was gradually increasing both in quantity
and responsibility, occupied us from morning till night, and the way in
which we performed it called forth many a word of praise. I remember
seeing the following in a journal which encouraged and pleased me
greatly—
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