"Put the other back!" rapped out Gran'pa. "You're disqualified, sir."
"It was an accident!" protested the old man. "They stuck to my fingers,
and . . ."
"Put it back!" roared Gran'pa. "I'm here to see fair play and I'll get
it! . . . Oh, no, you don't. You've had your draw. We can't allow two
goes. . . . Move along, please!"
Flushed with shame, and still mumbling and protesting, he stepped back
from the queue and the proceedings were resumed.
When they were finished, Gran'pa looked into the hat, uttered an
exclamation of astonishment, and said:--
"Owing to the little lapse from propriety which you witnessed a moment
ago, there is a bean left over, gentlemen. Those of you who have drawn
the red will be agreeably surprised to hear that the remaining one is
white! I therefore suggest that the losers all place their red beans in
the hat and try their luck again."
Everyone cheered (with the exception of the unfortunate individual who
was the cause of this fresh lease of hope) and the supplementary draw
opened amidst great enthusiasm and excitement.
When it was presently discovered that the first fifty-six (out of the
fifty-eight losers) had all drawn reds, the tension became so great
that the remaining two old men were compelled to sit down for a few
moments. They were so exhausted with emotion that Dr. Martin was afraid
they might collapse.
"Come along!" he said. "You _must_ get this over at once!"
"Toss for it!" cried Gran'pa. "That is the fairest!"
So they tossed--and the man who called "Tails!" won.
"I . . . I always . . . say 'Heads!'" he half sobbed. "But this time
. . ."
Then he fainted!
A bottle of smelling salts, however, and about a quarter of a bottle
of brandy worked wonders, and the moment he regained consciousness
the loser shook his hand and even congratulated him. More astonishing
still, all the happy possessors of the white beans were the centre of
an admiring and cheerful crowd of well-wishers, none of whom showed the
least signs of jealousy or resentment.
"Bravo!" cried Gran'pa. "You're real sportsmen, gentlemen--every one of
you! I withdraw the rash statement I made a few minutes ago, and ask
your pardon."
He got it--in the form of more cheers.
We were beginning to congratulate ourselves on this happy and
unexpected termination, when a little bald-headed man of eighty or
ninety summers emitted a high-pitched wail of dismay.
"My bean!" he cried. "Somebody's stolen it! . . . Stop thief! . . .
_Ah-h!_"
He uttered the last syllable triumphantly, having grabbed the supposed
miscreant by the coat collar.
There was a short scuffle, in which some half-dozen other old men
took part and a yell of pain from the victim as someone bent back his
clenched fist. Instead of a white bean, however, a red one fell from
his open palm--a complete vindication of his innocence, which drove the
loser of the bean to frenzy.
"I've been robbed!" he shouted hysterically. "It is shameful! Where is
the blackguard?"
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