Naturally enough, no one answered his query. To add to the difficulty,
nobody was certain exactly who were the winners and who were the losers
before the theft had occurred.
"This is disgraceful!" said Gran'pa. "We must register the names of the
winners at once, or there'll be still more pilfering."
"What about me?" yelled the victim of this daylight robbery. "The man
who stole my bean will come forward as if he drew it."
"I don't see how we can possibly prevent it," observed Gran'pa.
"I insist on my name being included. Failing that, there must be
another draw."
"_No!_" protested the whites.
"Yes! . . . Another draw!" clamored the reds, completely losing their
previous sense of chivalry.
"Absurd!" retaliated Gran'pa. "We can't have all this business over
again through the gross carelessness of one man. Will the holders of
the white beans kindly give their names at once?"
They did--all together!
"One at a time, please!" ordered Gran'pa, taking out paper and pencil.
"And we want to see your beans, as well!"
So, at last, after an arduous and exciting afternoon, we drew up a list
of those who were entitled to the full fruits of rejuvenation.
The task was accomplished under great difficulties, owing to the noisy
behavior of the individual who had lost his bean. But Gran'pa was
adamant. He refused to give way either to his pleadings or his threats.
"For which of these names do you suggest I should substitute yours?" he
asked quietly.
It was a poser worthy of Solomon. It was unanswerable.
"Now," said Gran'pa, "I should be glad if the twenty-one winners would
accompany Dr. Martin to his consulting room. It is essential that the
operation should take place either this evening or to-morrow. The
doctor will decide which of you are composed enough to undergo the
treatment now. I need hardly say that the operation is a fairly simple
one, but as it will involve the administration of an anæsthetic it is
best to take elementary precautions. I wish you the best of luck, a
speedy recovery--and complete youth, gentlemen."
They greeted his good wishes in the usual way, and then the gymnasium
slowly began to empty itself.
One would have thought that no further problems could possibly be
presented to Gran'pa for solution. But difficulties dogged our
footsteps to the end.
The last man was on the point of leaving the room when he suddenly
drew back, closed the door on the retiring crowd and strode over to the
platform.
"A few minutes ago," he explained briefly, "Colonel Wilkins offered me
five thousand dollars for my interest in the glands. I've decided to
close with him."
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