"Well," I suggested, at last, "we must first find an up-to-date surgeon
who's willing to undertake the job. . . . Next, we must get another
monkey--a bigger and better one than that scrubby little brute you
bought yesterday. I'm in favor of a gorilla, or an ourang-outang,
something with active and powerful internal organs. . . . Then we want
a list of the glands you're most likely to require. I don't think an
entire outfit would be advisable at first. One should go carefully
in such matters--starting with, perhaps, two or three new glands. If
they're a success you can extend the enterprise. . . . There's no
reason, for instance, why you shouldn't go one better than Nature and
have some of them in duplicate--a couple of pairs of each, say. I
believe they're all in pairs; but we can go into that later. It's a big
thing, and it will want a good deal of studying. . . ."
I found my enthusiasm growing.
"By Jove!" I cried. "This is going to be some experiment, Gran'pa!
Think of it! You're ninety-five--packed with memories and experiences;
crammed full of calm common-sense, a sort of perambulating encyclopædia
of acquired knowledge--the most valuable form of wisdom in the
world--but at present, you are hopelessly handicapped by physical
disabilities. Your senses are deadened, your mind is stupefied, your
. . ."
"Gently, George!"
But I couldn't help it. The possibilities underlying that
rejuvenescence were so great that the mere contemplation of them
carried me away.
"Remove all those degenerative influences, those bodily encumbrances,"
I went on, "and you have MIND triumphant. Even as you are, you're a
wonderful old man, but with youth on your side . . ."
"You flatter me, George! But it certainly is going to be a BIG THING!"
I was going to say more, but at that moment Nanny entered with the
first instalment of dinner.
"We'll begin to-morrow," I said.
Nanny stared at me in amazement, the tray trembling in her hands.
"I was speaking to Gran'pa," I explained.
She put the tray down and looked at both of us a little doubtfully.
"If this thing's a success," I thought, "perhaps Nanny would like a
new outfit, too. I should be sorry to lose her some day, and here's
a very simple solution of the difficulty. I'll speak to her about it
later. . . ."
We sat down to dinner and, presently, I drank to the success of
Gran'pa's great venture into the Unknown, to that prospective fight of
his against the muffling embrace of Old Age.
"May you regain your youth," I said, simply. "And your right hand
recover its strength and cunning. Here's to you, sir!"
Molly kicked me under the table and, when Gran'pa bent over his soup a
moment later, she made frenzied, interrogatory signs to me, with her
eyebrows lifted. I pretended not to understand.
"Daddy," she whispered, "is he going to have some of those
inter-stitches put in?"
I nodded.
"Oo-oo! Isn't it exciting!"
It certainly was! And Heaven alone knew where it would end. . . .
CHAPTER III
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