Huckaby shambled down the stairs, murmuring of lobsters and parables,
and turning every now and then to assure his host that adverse
circumstances made no difference to his imperishable affection; and so
they reached the dining-room. Huckaby had spoken truly. Billiter was
sprawling back in his chair, his coat and waistcoat covered with
cigar-ash; his bald head was crowned by the truncated cone of a
candle-shade (a jest of Huckaby’s) which gave him an appearance that
would have been comic to a casual observer, but to Quixtus was
peculiarly obscene. His dazed eyes were fixed stupidly on Vandermeer
who, the picture of woe, was weeping bitterly because he had no one to
love him. At the sight of Quixtus, Billiter made an effort to rise, but
fell back heavily on to his seat, the candle-shade falling likewise. He
muttered hoarsely and incoherently that it was the confounded gout again
in his ankles. Then he expressed a desire to slumber. Vandermeer raised
a maudlin face.
“No one to love me,” he whined, and tried to pour from an empty
decanter; it slipped from his hand and broke a glass. “Not even a drop
of consolation left,” he said.
“Disgrashful, isn’t it?” said Huckaby with a hiccough.
Quixtus eyed them with disgust. Humanity was revolting. He turned to
Huckaby and said with a shudder; “For God’s sake, take them away.”
Huckaby summed them up with an unsteady but practised eye. “Can’t walk.
Ruddy lobsters. Must have cabs.”
Quixtus went to the street-door and whistled up a couple of
four-wheelers from the rank; and eventually, by the aid of Huckaby and
the cabmen whom he had to bribe heavily to drive the wretches home, they
were deposited in some sort of sitting posture each in a separate
vehicle. As soon as the sound of the departing wheels died away, Quixtus
held out Huckaby’s overcoat.
“You’re sober enough to walk,” said he, helping him on with it.
“Good-night.”
Huckaby turned on the doorstep.
“Want you to remember—don’t care damn what a frien’ has done—ever want
help, come to me, sometime Fellow of Corp——”
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