They made up for the lacking feast of reason by material voracity. A
microscopic uplifting of Spriggs the butler’s eyebrows betokened wonder
at their Gargantuan helpings. Vandermeer, sitting at the foot of the
table opposite to Quixtus, bent his foxy face downwards till the
circumference of the plate became the horizon of his universe. Billiter
ate with stolid cynicism; Huckaby, with a faint air of bravado. Once he
said:
“I’m afraid Quixtus we got a bit merry the last time.”
“It’s to the memory of that,” replied Quixtus; “that I owe the pleasure
of your company to-night.”
“I’m beastly sorry—” began Billiter.
“Pray don’t mention it,” Quixtus interrupted blandly. “I hope the quails
are to your liking.”
“Fine,” said Vandermeer, without raising his eyes from his plate.
Once more reigned the spell of silence which oppressed even the three
outcast men; but Quixtus, hardened by his fixed idea, felt curiously at
his ease. He sat in his chair with the same sense of security and
confidence as he had done before delivering his Presidential Address at
the meeting of the Anthropological Society, while the secretary went
through the preliminary formal business. The preliminary business here
was the meal. As soon, however, as the port had been sent round and
Spriggs had retired, Quixtus addressed his guests.
“Gentlemen,” said he, and met in turns the three pairs of questioning
eyes. “You may wonder perhaps why I have invited you to dinner to-night,
and why, you being thus invited, the meal has not been warmed by its
accustomed glow of geniality. It is my duty and my pleasure now to tell
you. Hitherto at these dinners we have—let us say—worn the comic mask.
Beneath its rosy and smiling exterior we have dissimulated our own
individual sentiments. We have been actors, without realising it, in an
oft-repeated comedy. Only on the occasion of our last meeting did we put
aside the mask and show to each other what we were.”
“I’ve already apologised,” murmured Billiter.
“My dear fellow,” said Quixtus, raising his long thin hand, “that’s the
last thing I want you to do. In this world of fraud and deceit no man
ought to regret having bared his soul honestly to the world. Now,
gentlemen, I have not asked you here to insult you at my own table. I
have gathered you around me because I need your counsel and your
services for which I hope adequately to remunerate you.”
A quiver of animation passed over the three faces. “Remunerate” was a
magic word; the master-word of an incantation. It meant money, and money
meant food and drink—especially alcoholic drink.
“I know I am speaking for my two friends,” said Huckaby, “when I say
that our hearts are always at your service.”
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