Fantasy fiction; Oz (Imaginary place) -- Juvenile fiction
“Eeney meeney miney mo, first you eat and then you go,” answered
Scraps. Peter and Grumpy quite agreed with her and, shuffling their
feet in time to the music, they waited impatiently for the Inn Keeper
to re-appear. When he did come out he had four leather music rolls on a
tray and handed them around as if they were the most delicious morsels
imaginable.
“Fie! Fie! Have you no pie!” sang Scraps, while Peter and Grumpy shook
their heads in disappointment.
Ozwold pecked savagely at one of the rolls, but even he could not eat
leather.
“Pie? I have a grand piana,
How would that suit, Miss Diana?”
The Inn Keeper looked inquiringly at the Patchwork Girl and, when she
shook her head, danced crossly into the Inn and slammed the door.
“No wonder they call this a Viol Inn,
No dinner at all, just a dreadful din!”
mumbled Scraps, who hated to have Peter disappointed. Peter, with a
sigh, jumped over the flighty dance steps, picked up the oztrich egg
and, with Grumpy shuffling disconsolately after, started back toward
the main street.
“Very awk--when one can’t talk,” wheezed the oztrich, rolling its eyes
sadly at Peter.
“Never mind, a way I’ll find,
Tunester, will you be so kind--”
Touching a Tunester on the sleeve, Scraps trilled earnestly:
“Mister, will you show us how
To leave this town? We’re going now.”
“To get out of Tune, get out of Tune!
You’ll find yourselves out, pretty soon,”
chuckled the singer, waltzing away unconcernedly.
“What do you suppose he means by that?” exclaimed Peter, forgetting
that he was breaking the law again. No sooner had he spoken than the
music and dancing stopped and this time the whole band rushed toward
him with instruments threateningly upraised.
“Scream!” puffed the Patchwork Girl, struck by a sudden idea.
“Altogether now, Ah!” Not knowing what else to do, Peter, Grumpy and
the Oztrich screamed “Ah” as loudly as they could, Scraps joining in
with a will. As each one screamed in a different key, the result was
a perfectly dreadful discord. Covering their ears and dropping their
horns and drums, the members of the band, Jazzma and her Tunesters
fled in every direction. Before the last echoes of that “Ah!” had died
away, the four offenders found themselves out of Tune indeed, though
how they had gotten over the wall not one of them could have told you.
“Did we blow over?” asked Peter, looking down anxiously at the oztrich
egg to see if it was broken.
“No,” giggled Scraps, throwing a kiss in the direction of the wall, “we
sang out of tune, Peter, and here we are out of Tune. Which road shall
we take, boys?” There were three roads leading away from Tune Town and
after quite a debate they chose the center one.
“I hope we find something to eat soon,” sighed Peter, as Ozwold started
briskly down the road. “I’m hungry as a bear!”
“Not as this bear,” growled Grumpy, patting his middle sorrowfully.
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