Fantasy fiction; Oz (Imaginary place) -- Juvenile fiction
Turning a cartwheel, Scraps walked a few paces on her hands, then
coming right side up, danced amiably along beside Jazzma. Peter
chuckled to himself and hoped he would remember all of this nonsense
to tell his grandfather. Then, suddenly catching sight of a small Inn,
set back among the tune trees, he reached over and touched Scraps on
the shoulder. He was terribly hungry, but not being quick at rhymes
could not put his hunger into song. Scraps, however, caught his meaning
at once and again turned to address the Queen. She had to sing quite
loud for all the Tunesters were warbling about this and that till the
confusion was terrible.
“If we stopped at this Inn, would you think us rude?
Your Majesty, my friends crave food!”
bawled Scraps not untunefully.
The Queen, who was dancing a fox trot and purchasing a bouquet from a
flower girl at the same time, nodded graciously and screamed back:
“Eat if you wish, our Viol Inn
Is kept by the famous Daddy Linn,
But eat in time and use your feet,
Be careful not to drop a beat!”
Scraps sang back to Queen Jazzma:
“Using one’s feet to eat’s a feat
We’ve never tried, nor dropped a beat.”
“If anyone drops a beat, I’ll eat it,” mumbled Grumpy under his breath.
Fortunately no one heard him, and in a few moments they reached the
Inn. Pausing at the foot of the steps and still marking time to the
music, they stared up with great interest. As they did so an old
gentleman with a fiddle body and bow legs came skipping out on the
porch.
“Before you eat, you must pay me
In harmonee, sweet harmonee!”
sang the Inn Keeper, accompanying himself upon his fiddle body with one
bow leg, while he stood upon the other.
“Does he mean we have to sing?” whispered Peter, sliding off the
oztrich and setting the egg down carefully under a tree. Scraps nodded
and while Grumpy and the oztrich rolled their eyes at her pleadingly,
she clasped her cotton hands and sang with great feeling a song she had
made up about Sir Hokus, the Good Knight of Oz.
“As brave as a lion, as bold as a King,
Is Sir Hokus of Pokes; he can fight, he can sing,
He can sweep out the castle, but Hokus likes best
To bag a big giant, or go on a quest,
And in Oz an adventure is happening each minute
And whenever one happens, he’s sure to be in it!”
“Well, he’s not in this one,” thought Peter almost as interested
in Scraps’ song as the Inn Keeper. As Daddy Linn was now bowing
and smiling and motioning for them to come up, they started quite
cheerfully up the steps. But no sooner had they set foot upon the first
one than the whole flight danced off. You see, they were dance steps,
all the steps in Tune Town are, but after dancing three polkas and a
three-step, they waltzed back to the porch and somewhat dizzily the
travellers jumped off.
“Let’s run away, let’s run away,
I can’t keep dancing here all day,”
puffed Ozwold, proud to have made up a song at last.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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