Fantasy fiction; Oz (Imaginary place) -- Juvenile fiction
“Your wig’s on crooked,” ticked the clock critically, “and there’s a
smudge on the end of your nose.” Looking in the glass, Wumbo saw that
the clock, as usual, was telling the truth. Straightening his wig, he
went next to his favorite chair.
“Ooney, mooney, nooney nill,
Tell me, arm-chair, what you will!”
chanted Wumbo, putting both hands in his pockets.
“Somebody’s sitting on me,” complained the chair in a stuffy voice.
“Somebody’s sitting on you,” gasped Wumbo in astonishment. “Why, I
don’t see anybody!”
“Then feel ’em,” whispered the chair hoarsely. Putting out his hand
cautiously, Wumbo touched a long wispy beard and immediately jumped
back with a cry of alarm.
“Fold your arms! Fold your arms!” spluttered the Wonder Worker, rushing
back to the Book of Enchantments. The chair lost no time in obeying
this order. Instead of ordinary arms, Wumbo’s chair had real ones and
it clasped them about the invisible sitter, so that he could neither
move, scream nor scarcely breathe. Meanwhile, with trembling fingers,
Wumbo fluttered over the pages of the Chant Book, till he found the
exact one he was searching for--the chant to render visible the
invisible.
“Ominey, hominey, dominey deer,
I command you invisible one to appear!”
mumbled Wumbo, straightening his specs excitedly, for he had had no
visitors for seven years. Instantly the figure of a gray gnome appeared
in the arm-chair, kicking, struggling and sputtering with fright and
fury. As Wumbo continued to stare at him, the chair lowered one of its
arms, and Ruggedo, for, of course, it was the old Gnome King, jerked up
his head and roared loudly:
“Take me to the Emerald City! Take me to the Emerald City!”
“Are you addressing me?” asked Wumbo, dropping into a chair opposite
the gnome and regarding him attentively. “If you are, you may as well
save your breath. I have never practiced long-distance magic and could
not send you to the Emerald City, even if I wanted to.”
“Who wants your old magic,” sneered Ruggedo. “I’ve magic of my
own. Take me to the Emerald City. Take me to the Emerald City!” he
screeched, trying in vain to squirm out of the clutching arms of
Wumbo’s chair.
“You are evidently unfamiliar with one of the first and simplest of
magic laws,” observed the wizard reprovingly. “I see now that you are
wearing an invisible cloak, but two magic charms cannot work at the
same time and as I spoke first you will have to wait till my chant
wears off.”
“Who are you? Where am I? How dare you keep me here!” panted Ruggedo
furiously.
“You are in the Zamagoochie Country, in the humble cave of Wumbo the
Wonder Worker,” answered the old gentleman quite amiably. “And as you
came here yourself, why blame me for trying to entertain you as I see
best?”
“I knew it! I knew it!” raged the Gnome King. “This is Peter’s doing.
When I catch that boy I’ll turn him to a peach basket and jump on him!
And you, I suppose, are the father of that meddling Kuma Party?”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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