The Gods and Mr. Perrin: A Tragi-ComedyWalpole, Hugh
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The Gods and Mr. Perrin: A Tragi-Comedy
Walpole, Hugh
Endowed public schools (Great Britain) -- Fiction; Teachers -- Fiction
The door opened again, and someone came in—Traill, the new man. Perrin
looked at him with curiosity and some excitement. The first impression
of him, standing there in the doorway, was of someone very young
and very eager to make friends. Someone young, by reason of his very
dress—the dark brown Norfolk jacket, light gray flannel trousers, turned
up and short, showing bright purple socks and brown brogues. His hair,
parted in the middle and brushed back, was very light brown; his eyes
were brown and his cheeks tanned. His figure was square, his back
very broad, his legs rather short—he looked, beyond everything else,
tremendously clean.
He stopped when he saw Perrin, and Dormer looked up and introduced them.
Perrin was relieved that he was so young. Searle, last year, had been
old enough to have an opinion of his own—several opinions of his own; he
had contradicted Perrin on a great many points, and towards the end
of the term they had scarcely been on speaking terms. Searle was a
pig-headed ass....
But Traill evidently wanted to “know”—was quite humble about it,
and sat, pulling at his pipe, whilst Perrin enlarged about lists and
dormitories and marks and discipline to his hearts content. “I must say
as far as order goes I 've never found any trouble. It 's in a man if
he 's going to do it—I've always managed them all right—never any
trouble—hum, ha! Yes, you 'll find them the first few days just a little
restive—seeing what you 're made of, you know; drop on them, drop on
them.”
Traill asked about the holiday task.
“Oh, yes, Dormer set that. Ivanhoe—Scott, you know. Just got to read out
the questions, and see they don't crib. Let them go when you hear the
chapel bell.”
Traill was profuse in his thanks.
“Not at all—anything you want to know.”
Perrin smiled at him.
There was, once again, the timid knock at the door. The door was opened,
and a crowd of tiny boys shuffled in, headed by a larger boy who had
the bold look of one who has lost all terror of masters, their ways, and
their common rooms.
“Well, Sexton?” Perrin cleared his throat.
“Please, sir, you told me to bring the new boys. These are all I could
find, sir—Pippin Minor is crying in the matron's room, sir.” Sexton
backed out of the room.
Perrin stared at the agitated crowd for some moments without saying
anything. The boys were herded together like cattle, and were staring at
him with eyes that started from their round, close-cropped heads. Perrin
took their names down. Then he talked to them for three minutes about
discipline, decency, and decorum; then he reminded them of their
mothers, and finally said a word about serving their country.
Then he passed on to the subject of pocket-money. “It will be safer for
you to hand it over to me,” he said slowly and impressively. “Then you
shall have it when you want it.”
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