Political fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Politics and government -- Fiction
They had sung it over and over, prolonging to a greater extent with
each repetition the high note upon which in the song the word “men”
falls. Once in tune, it was not so difficult to get Malachi to sing
other songs, and he gave them, with the genuine flavor of the old sod,
_Garryowen_. The gang became uproarious when he reached the stanza:
“Johnny Connell’s tall and straight,
And in his limbs he is complate,
He’ll pitch a bar of any weight
From Garryowen to Thomond gate.”
But the climax was reached when Malachi was at last induced to sing
_The Night Before Larry Was Stretched_. This had taken time and
diplomacy, for the more popular the song, the more difficult it was to
prevail upon him to sing it, though at last he yielded, and the gang
restrained itself as he began:
“The night before Larry was stretched,
The boys they all paid him a visit,
A bit in their sacks too they fetched,
They sweated their duds till they riz it:
For Larry was always the lad,
When a friend was condemned to the squeezer,
But he’d fence all the togs that he had
Just to help the poor boy to a sneezer,
And moisten his gob ’fore he died.”
The lagging last line was too much, and in their mad delight they began
to pound Malachi familiarly on the back. And then he froze stiffly,
drew himself up, ordered his cab and went home, and the song was never
finished.
But now that morning had come and reason had returned with the light,
he felt a chagrin at having suffered such a lapse in his dignity, and
such a break in the resolution of years, and so was more solemn than
ever.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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