Political fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Politics and government -- Fiction
Holman leaned over, stretched out his long, thin arm--McCray noted
the frayed cuffbands--and plucked a spear of young grass, pulled the
thin, transparent, whitish-green blade out of its delicate sheath
and, squinting his eyes, examined it minutely, as if it were the most
engrossing object of study in the world.
“A legislature, McCray,” he went on, “is the damnedest thing in the
world, the rottenest, most demoralizing, hell-fire sort of institution
there is. All politics is that way, no matter where you find it.
Sometimes I think you can’t get within forty rows o’ apple trees of it
without being polluted. A man, to go to a legislature and stay there
any time and come out whole and safe and sound, has to be made of pure
gold. Now, this young friend of mine, he was, as I’ve said, all right
at heart, and pretty strong, too, most ways; good family, good blood
and all that; and back home there, in safe surroundings, he’d ’ave
got along all right till the end. But in the legislature a fellow’s
away from home, away from all his customary moorings, and most of the
members get it into their heads that at the capital all the rules are
suspended, and I reckon they are--that’s about what government, as we
administer it, amounts to.
“No one from home ever shows up there. The only ones that come around
come to get something for themselves, and it’s always something they
have no right to and oughtn’t to have. They come with all kinds
of plausible reasons and lies and temptations--damned sneaking,
hypocritical, white-washed sepulchers! Eminent and respectable
citizens, best people and all that! And unless a fellow has his eyes
wide open all the time, has his principles clear and fixed and knows
enough to apply ’em every minute, knows what a bunco game it all is,
and is of pure gold besides--as I said--why, he gets all tangled up
and lost--yes, lost. It pretty much all comes from the cities. We poor
jays from the country districts don’t know anything about the cities;
we take what they tell us, or did in my time. We think if we just pass
a few laws to make our fellow-citizens in the cities good, regulate
their beer for ’em and all that, that nothing else is required of us;
so these fellows come down from the city and get us to do their dirty
work for them. In those days there was a fellow here, a lobbyist, a
good-looking man, about the size and favor of--well, Baldwin back
there--saw him talking to you this morning--same kind of a man exactly,
smooth, genial, polished, well-dressed, polite, good fellow, and all
that.
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