When at last the atmosphere was clear of this depressing influence, we met despondently in the potato-cellar--all of us, that is, but Harold, who had been told off to accompany his relative to the station; and the feeling was unanimous, that, at an uncle, William could not be allowed to pass. Selina roundly declared him a beast, pointing out that he had not even got us a half-holiday; and, indeed, there seemed little to do but to pass sentence. We were about to put it, when Harold appeared on the scene; his red face, round eyes, and mysterious demeanour, hinting at awful portents. Speechless he stood a space: then, slowly drawing his hand from the pocket of his knickerbockers, he displayed on a dirty palm one--two--three--four half-crowns! We could but gaze--tranced, breathless, mute; never had any of us seen, in the aggregate, so much bullion before. Then Harold told his tale. “I took the old fellow to the station,” he said, “and as we went along I told him all about the station-master's family, and how I had seen the porter kissing our housemaid, and what a nice fellow he was, with no airs, or affectation about him, and anything I thought would be of interest; but he didn't seem to pay much attention, but walked along puffing his cigar, and once I thought--I'm not certain, but I THOUGHT--I heard him say, 'Well, thank God, that's over!' When we got to the station he stopped suddenly, and said, 'Hold on a minute!' Then he shoved these into my hand in a frightened sort of way; and said, 'Look here, youngster! These are for you and the other kids. Buy what you like--make little beasts of yourselves--only don't tell the old people, mind! Now cut away home!' So I cut.” A solemn hush fell on the assembly, broken first by the small Charlotte. “I didn't know,” she observed dreamily, “that there were such good men anywhere in the world. I hope he'll die to-night, for then he'll go straight to heaven!” But the repentant Selina bewailed herself with tears and sobs, refusing to be comforted; for that in her haste she had called this white-souled relative a beast. “I'll tell you what we'll do,” said Edward, the master-mind, rising--as he always did--to the situation: “We'll christen the piebald pig after him--the one that hasn't got a name yet. And that'll show we're sorry for our mistake!” “I--I christened that pig this morning,” Harold guiltily confessed; “I christened it after the curate. I'm very sorry--but he came and bow'ed to me last night, after you others had all been sent to bed early--and somehow I felt I HAD to do it!” “Oh, but that doesn't count,” said Edward hastily; “because we weren't all there. We'll take that christening off, and call it Uncle William. And you can save up the curate for the next litter!” And the motion being agreed to without a division, the House went into Committee of Supply. ALARUMS AND EXCURSIONS “Let's pretend,” suggested Harold, “that we're Cavaliers and Roundheads; and YOU be a Roundhead!”