Bildungsromans; Country life -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Pastoral fiction; Siblings -- Fiction
Sure enough an undeniable bear sprang out on us as we dropped into the
road; then ensued shrieks, growlings, revolver-shots, and unrecorded
heroisms, till Edward condescended at last to roll over and die, bulking
large and grim, an unmitigated grizzly. It was an understood thing, that
whoever took upon himself to be a bear must eventually die, sooner or
later, even if he were the eldest born; else, life would have been all
strife and carnage, and the Age of Acorns have displaced our hard-won
civilisation. This little affair concluded with satisfaction to all
parties concerned, we rambled along the road, picking up the defaulting
Harold by the way, muffinless now and in his right and social mind.
“What would you do?” asked Charlotte presently,--the book of the
moment always dominating her thoughts until it was sucked dry and cast
aside,--“what would you do if you saw two lions in the road, one on each
side, and you didn't know if they was loose or if they was chained up?”
“Do?” shouted Edward, valiantly, “I should--I should--I should--”
His boastful accents died away into a mumble: “Dunno what I should do.”
“Shouldn't do anything,” I observed after consideration; and really it
would be difficult to arrive at a wiser conclusion.
“If it came to DOING,” remarked Harold, reflectively, “the lions would
do all the doing there was to do, wouldn't they?”
“But if they was GOOD lions,” rejoined Charlotte, “they would do as they
would be done by.”
“Ah, but how are you to know a good lion from a bad one?” said Edward.
“The books don't tell you at all, and the lions ain't marked any
different.”
“Why, there aren't any good lions,” said Harold, hastily.
“Oh yes, there are, heaps and heaps,” contradicted Edward. “Nearly all
the lions in the story-books are good lions. There was Androcles' lion,
and St. Jerome's lion, and--and--the Lion and the Unicorn--”
“He beat the Unicorn,” observed Harold, dubiously, “all round the town.”
“That PROVES he was a good lion,” cried Edwards triumphantly. “But the
question is, how are you to tell 'em when you see 'em?”
“_I_ should ask Martha,” said Harold of the simple creed.
Edward snorted contemptuously, then turned to Charlotte. “Look here,” he
said; “let's play at lions, anyhow, and I'll run on to that corner and
be a lion,--I'll be two lions, one on each side of the road,--and
you'll come along, and you won't know whether I'm chained up or not, and
that'll be the fun!”
“No, thank you,” said Charlotte, firmly; “you'll be chained up till
I'm quite close to you, and then you'll be loose, and you'll tear me in
pieces, and make my frock all dirty, and p'raps you'll hurt me as well.
_I_ know your lions!”
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