Bildungsromans; Country life -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Pastoral fiction; Siblings -- Fiction
It was a strange craze, certainly; but Harold, who invented his own
games and played them without assistance, always stuck staunchly to
a new fad, till he had worn it quite out. Just at present he was a
muffin-man, and day and night he went through passages and up and down
staircases, ringing a noiseless bell and offering phantom muffins to
invisible wayfarers. It sounds a poor sort of sport; and yet—to pass
along busy streets of your own building, for ever ringing an imaginary
bell and offering airy muffins of your own make to a bustling thronging
crowd of your own creation—there were points about the game, it cannot
be denied, though it seemed scarce in harmony with this radiant
wind-swept morning!
‘And Edward, where is he?’ I questioned again.
‘He’s coming along by the road,’ said Charlotte. ‘He’ll be crouching in
the ditch when we get there, and he’s going to be a grizzly bear and
spring out on us, only you mustn’t say I told you, ’cos it’s to be a
surprise.’
[Illustration: “‘WHERE’S HAROLD?’ I ASKED PRESENTLY. ‘OH, HE’S JUST
PLAYIN’ MUFFIN-MAN AS USUAL.’”]
‘All right,’ I said magnanimously. ‘Come on and let’s be surprised.’
But I could not help feeling that on this day of days even a grizzly
felt misplaced and common.
Sure enough an undeniable bear sprang out on us as we dropped into the
road; then ensued shrieks, growlings, revolver-shots, and unrecorded
heroisms, till Edward condescended at last to roll over and die,
bulking large and grim, an unmitigated grizzly. It was an understood
thing, that whoever took upon himself to be a bear must eventually die,
sooner or later, even if he were the eldest born; else, life would have
been all strife and carnage, and the Age of Acorns have displaced our
hard-won civilisation. This little affair concluded with satisfaction
to all parties concerned, we rambled along the road, picking up the
defaulting Harold by the way, muffinless now and in his right and
social mind.
‘What would you do?’ asked Charlotte presently—the book of the moment
always dominating her thoughts until it was sucked dry and cast
aside,—‘What would you do if you saw two lions in the road, one on each
side, and you didn’t know if they was loose or if they was chained up?’
‘Do?’ shouted Edward valiantly, ‘I should—I should—I should—’ His
boastful accents died away into a mumble: ‘Dunno what I should do.’
‘Shouldn’t do anything,’ I observed after consideration; and, really,
it would be difficult to arrive at a wiser conclusion.
‘If it came to _doing_,’ remarked Harold reflectively, ‘the lions would
do all the doing there was to do, wouldn’t they?’
‘But if they was _good_ lions,’ rejoined Charlotte, ‘they would do as
they would be done by.’
‘Ah, but how are you to know a good lion from a bad one?’ said Edward.
‘The books don’t tell you at all, and the lions ain’t marked any
different.’
‘Why, there aren’t any good lions,’ said Harold hastily.
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